President George W. Bush Announces Amnesty For All Marijuana Prisoners

President George W. Bush Announces Amnesty For All Marijuana Prisoners

In a surprise move today while visiting Kiev, Ukraine, in advance of NATO meetings, US President George Bush made a dramatic announcement that in one giant sweeping act of Executive Clemency he was freeing all 70,000 of America’s marijuana-only prisoners.

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Bush isn't that bad.


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Yeah... a real great April fools joke

... and your user name is not a drug reference is it?
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Damnit...I knew it was too good to be true.


The move made way too much sense to come from a horses crack like Bush. God knows he would never do anything that made any sense.



Good one...happy April Fools

[edit on 4/1/08 by BlackOps719]

You had me for about 90 seconds,
April fools!

Where's the link? Is this from the Onion? (satire website)

reply to post by Gools


I swear its not a joke. a joke done by me wouldnt be about a plant or a drug.

If you would be so kind, please provide a link.

If no link is provided then I will assume this is an AF joke.

Heres the direct link to it. Link

Man thats not even cool!!!!

I saw this and was sucked right in.. From Flying Penguins, to Bush saying something like this.. Oh man.. so mean!

After all, what Willie Nelson says is right…half of all adult Americans have smoked a **** sometime in their life. Shoot, if the cops ever caught everybody who was breaking marijuana laws in America at the same time, you’d have to fence off a couple of states to make us a jail big enough to hold ‘em all. And you know, letting all those marijuana prisoners go, I’ll also be freeing up 70,000 prison cells for real criminals…or we could use some of the freed-up billions of dollars we were spending to lock those people up and spend the money for college scholarships…or fixing roads.

LOL.. You know he should be saying this.. But its just an apirl fools plot to trick some silly stoners.. Yah dude!!!


[edit on 1-4-2008 by zysin5]

Originally posted by pro420
reply to post by Gools

 

I swear its not a joke. a joke done by me wouldnt be about a plant or a drug.

Yeah man...ummmm ok dude.

For sure, drop that on us again bra'.

Dorian Soran

reply to post by pro420


Here's the link.

blog.norml.org...

Notice what it says at the bottom.

Suffer no fools this April 1st…support and contribute to NORML!

I guess one link isn't good enough. ill look for more but go to the link and read it.

Bush releases pot prisoners

Well, if this doesn't give it away, I don't know what will.

The veteran Washington press corps was momentarily stunned by Bush’s dramatic pronouncement. And before they could ask a single question, President Bush waved his hand in the air and said, “That will be it for today. Thank you all for coming, but I’ve got to leave. I’ve got a very important meeting at 4:20 this afternoon with other heads of state.”

Mod's comeon, this is not breaking news....this is an April Fool's joke.....stress being on fool.

reply to post by Choronzon


rofl. to R.A.T.S. we go.

Check your sources son!

reply to post by pro420



You have an urgent U2U.

Please read it.
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Edit2: for those who are wondering, the OP was invited to create a new account and the pro420 account was banned for being a drug reference.
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[edit on 4/1/2008 by Gools]

As always, be wary of any news on 4/1.

One of my favorite April Fools' articles today was GMail's custom time thing.

/tn.