I have orgone generator

Orgone is this energy that was invented by Reaich (sp) doctor

If you heard about it read on


Last summer i met Daniel Craig and he showed me a device made by the army that emmited orgone energy haha.

It was a mobile phone with orgone energy mini generator in it.

That thing was mint as ****. Craig was BUZZING when i met him and i even got a sense of this energy from his aura. Then he gave me the phone to play with for few minutes i tried it and exposused myself to the rays of this toy and it was awesome.

Unfortunately no matter how much i begged Bond refused to give out any more information on where he got it and if i could get a sample of this tech.






Ok i lied.

Bond actually GAVE me the phone right, BUT.......... he disabled it with some kind of remote or code im not sure. Now i keep the phone but he wont turn it on.

Until the time is right he said

Yeeeeah.

*Files this under 'Tallest Tales' in the ATS Hall of Fame*

I'd present you with questions over the validity of this story, but they're just so obvious I think everyone who reads this will either ask them in my place or move on because of it.

Pull the other one!