Coherent Probability Mechanics Theory

It's an oxymoron and a contradiction to want an absolutely coherent theory of probability mechanics because it can inevitably only explain itself which would never be absolute and always only a probability, but an absolute probability nonetheless... but calling a thing an absolute probability is in essence a tautology, nevertheless here it is. All things are within themselves absolute, so asking for a coherent probability mechanics theory is only a fancy way of asking to define probability again. Probability is both absolute and unabsolute. It is absolutely a probability that one of eternal probable outcomes will happen and unabsolute that all will happen at one time in a single frame of reference; 100% possible that if there are eternal given probabilities that at least one will be 0% achieved and at least one will be 100% achieved. This is of course talking about the "physical" and singular frames of reference dealing with absolute states of locality, in the mind and a frame of reference of non-locality all probabilities can and will play out (the universe/eternity). Now all that needs to be theorized successfully is coherent incoherency, which obviously exists if one is to admit that one understands when a thing is incoherent. =)

Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a probability into an absolute before said event happens? Whether you can show this mathematically or logically it would be appreciated!

[edit on 11-3-2008 by LastOutfiniteVoiceEternal]