The Valhallian Rendition of the Stupidest Thread Ever

30 days hath September, April, June and no wonder...

all the rest have Peanut Butter...

except Pasadena, and it's got the Rose Bowl.

You thread-stealing whore!

I said that...only I was accidentally logged in as Springer.



Now my stupid thread has been hijacked!

Originally posted by Nerdling
You thread-stealing whore!

This is WAR!!

JUDGE PLEASE!

Did Nerdling call me a

"thread stealing whore"

OH MY GAWD....

TOMATO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before.
That's why I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am.

*bows and rips pants*

I'm a wonely wittle petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch.

I'm a wonely wittle petunia in an onion patch, and all I do is cwy all day.

boo hoo

boo hoo

The air is so stwong it takes my bweath away....

quite away.

I'm a wonely wittle petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and pway wif me?

Originally posted by Valhall
JUDGE PLEASE!

Did Nerdling call me a

"thread stealing whore"

OH MY GAWD....

TOMATO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hands Nerdling a tomato as we dodge the one's Vahall's throwing.*

"COME ON NERD!! WE CAN TAKE HER!!

*Gets hit in the face with one*

Giant red in you face!!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!!!

BORING!


/falls over

*launches a tomato at val and watches it bounce harmlessly off of her iron hairdo*

Originally posted by Valhall
Giant red in you face!!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!!!

*My EYE My EYE OH MY GAWD IM THINK IM BLIND!!!*

*Throws a Pinapple at Vahall*

TIME TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS!!!

I once killed a man with a tomato.

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.

You should have made sure I was dead that day...

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha..
*evil laughs*

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.

How the hell do you kill someone with a tomato? LOL!!

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.

I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.

Originally posted by beergoggles

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.

I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.

#! I bet that was messy.

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by beergoggles

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.

I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.

#! I bet that was messy.

edit: too early.

[Edited on 19-2-2004 by Lysergic]

I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but I DO remember that it had a heart of CHROME and a voice like a horny angel

I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but I DO remember that it wasn't at all easy.

It required the perfect combination of the right power cords and the precise angle from which to STRIKE!

*coming to Valhalls rescue, with the all new Binford 9800 tomato cannon*





Fires 100 tomatos per second....

take cover it's going to be ketchup everywhere..