Weird Movie Ideas

How about some movie ideas that would most likely never make it to production.
Just reply with your ideas. I'll post more after this one if I come up with some.

Pac-Man the movie. Just when you thought
it was save to deposit your quarter.
Wham!! You've just been munched.
Waa Waaa WAAAA

What do you get when two rival gangs meet. A Salad.
Vegies vs. Fruits coming to a theater near you.

Who knew that true love could be found in your own kitchen.
When Jelly met Peanut Butter

You think your ride is fast.
Penny Racers the Need for Copper

We can rebuild him. But there are consequences.
Cucumber Charlie the Pickle

Who said it was easy being special?
Spork The True Story

ME A story about you and you don't even know it.