How to keep a girl...lol!

reply to post by sunshyne


That site could be useful if I was looking to get married. Although I really didn't see that much info on it. Maybe I'll look back at it in a couple years.

Originally posted by Givenmay
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

hmmmm. i'm gonna have to start applying this one. is this how i should do it..?

Dearest Mistress of the all knowing concerning relationships,
I beseech you with a quandary. I have tried several of the items in your lofty and well thought out listing. Name 10, 12, and 3. Alas, the girls all have left me ... with a broken heart and in one case a broken Femur.

Where oh where have I gone so horrendously wrong?

Yours in stitches, (literally)

Deson.

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ROFL... So you got 'Girly hand bag' slapped into a broken femur ? lol the shame.

[edit on 3-7-2008 by Dan Tanna]

Actually it was more of a case of using a putter.... she said that I wasn't good enough to waste an Iron or Driver on.

reply to post by LordInfamous


That was a weak azz hit, or push if you ask me!

He would have saved face not even doing anything!

:bash:

reply to post by Deson


Deson hun, I can't see you doing any of those things on the list, you cant fool me!

Originally posted by Givenmay
reply to post by LordInfamous

 

That was a weak azz hit, or push if you ask me!

He would have saved face not even doing anything!

:bash:

it's not like jay needed to hit her hard. you don't really have to hit a woman too hard in order to hurt her ass

[edit on 9-7-2008 by LordInfamous]

[edit on 9-7-2008 by LordInfamous]

Originally posted by Givenmay
reply to post by Deson

 

Deson hun, I can't see you doing any of those things on the list, you cant fool me!

Curses! Methinks I have been found out in my jest!

Naive though I maybe in a lot of areas, I thought that I could gain knowledge of what not to do. Alas! I have been found out! (chuckle)

If I get this fwd to me in an email, the poo will hit the fan.