Politically Correct Dictionary

Politically Correct Dictionary


Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bald: follicularly challenged

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

Boy: oppressor-to-be

Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

Cafeteria: dining facility

Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist

Cat: quadruped non-human associate

Cheating: cooperative assignment

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

Dead: metabolically challenged

Demand: propose strongly

Derision: nontraditional praise

Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

Evil: niceness deprived

Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

Failure: non-traditional success

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

Girl: pre-woman

Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

Handicapped: physically challenged

Heroine: hera

Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)

Ignorant: factually unencumbered

Incorrect: alternative answer

Individualism: uncooperative spirit

Information: overly structured trivia

Insane: reality challenged

Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)

Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

Lost: locationally disadvantaged

Man: oppressor

Manhole: maintenance portal

Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

Monster: person of scales

Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass

Murderer: termination specialist

Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

Off: energy efficient

Old: chronologically gifted

Perfume: discretionary fragrance

Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

Pissed off: satisfaction deprived

Political: amorally gifted

Poor: economically marginalized

Prisoner: client of the correctional system

Prostitute: body entrepreneur

Redneck: rustically inclined

Rich: economically maximized

Secretary: stationery engineer

Sex: cooperative physical fitness

Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

Sleepy: under-alert

Smart: cerebrally gifted

Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

Structure: impersonal hindrance

Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

Teaching: personality repression

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

Tired: rest-challenged

Uglier: over under-attractive

Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted

Ugly: under-attractive

Unemployed: non-waged

Unsure: conceptual conflict

Waiter: waitron

Waitress: waitron

White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

Woman: w/o man; womyn

Zipper: interlocking slide fasteners

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

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Ignorant: factually unencumbered

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Insane: reality challenged

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Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

Love it!!
I'm gonna use these to skirt the T&C next time

reply to post by Beachcoma


Why not

I've said someone was guilty of a terminological inexactitude before now.

Originally from winston churchill, because he couldn't call someone a liar in the house of commons - against the rules

Actor: borrower of another's being, possessing nothing of real value

Actress: being of another's borrower, possessing of the paper holding titular titles

Android: a rhoid's rhoid

Bag boy: a deflated bubble person

Bald: straight-razor friendly

Bomb: whorizontally gifted actress

Boy: personage who lacks lacrimal enablement

Brainwashing: media friendly compliance

Cafeteria: proletariate disease distribution centre

Car: metallic pre-coffin

Car Wash Worker: advanced squeegee technician

Cat: slavor

Cheating: creative statutue interpretion

Computer: Babylon's conveyance

Criticism: circunscion of attitude

Dead: Doctorate in Dirt-Knapping

Demand: attrition by the fairer human modality

Derision: the documentation of a really good ride

Dirty Old Man: advanced male dirt-knapping

Dumb: Deep Underground Military Bases

Evil: what drops from a female Bush

Exercise: like circumcision except longer

Failure: victory by mant other names

Fart: vapourous vituperity

Fat: horizontally gifted: person of lipidinous substance

Garbage collector: US historians

Gas Station Attendant: bullet magnet

Girl: woman without the attendant challenges

Guess: Condolezza Rice

Handicapped: challenged by other's weaknesses

Heroine: any surviving female personage

Homeless person: Sub-prime lending target

Hurricane: a Northern Typhoon, not to be confused with Bob Hannah (Trouble)

Ignorant: one who ignores rants

Incorrect: what occurs when someone goes "under-kilt" with a wire brush

Individualism: generic copy of an original

Information: holding formation and echelon

Insane: hip-beyond

Kill: what happens when the US brings freedom

Lazy: Jay-Zee's sister

Lost: human male with map and directions

Man: genetically incomplete female

Manhole: where the noise emanates from

Misunderstand: female social worker without a clue

Monster: unanticipated negatively expressive entity

Mugging: Prime Minister Harper in Question Period

Murderer: willful population reduction specialist

Nerd: an introspective anti-social who thrives in the predictability of the programmed

Numismatist: Someone who collects Gary Numan door-mats

Nut: faceted rotatable inclined plane

Off: gifted journalist and the ultimate drinking machine

Old: unencumbered by youth

Perfume: how the French kill

Pervert: crushable human detritus

Pissed off: what's left in the snowbank... after

Political: the whore's whore

Poor: most US citizens

Prisoner: 1% of US Citizens

Prostitute: (see Political)

Redneck: one who labours in the Sun

Rich: The "American Dream"

Secretary: one who keeps the planet running smoothly

Sex: shared pleasurable regenerative extraordinary spasm renditioning

Sexist: Sue Johansen

Short: GHW Bush

Sleepy: under-caffeinated

Smart: those who are ignored

Specialist: a list of those most specious

Structure: lisping, to do with the cartage business

Tall: shortform of "To all"

Teacher: politician in-waiting

Teaching: programming

Television: drug of a nation

Tired: fatigue-enhanced modality

Uglier: better truth

Ugliest: best truth

Ugly: good truth

Unemployed: social services testing technician

Unsure: Those without a surety bond

Waiter: the person you slip the C-Note to

Waitress: the person you slip the C-Note to and offer a job

White: generic

Woman: genetically complete human

Zipper: what "it" gets caught in...

[edit on 3-3-2008 by V Kaminski]

reply to post by V Kaminski


Love the re-write..OMG!!!

:pbjti me:

[edit on 3-3-2008 by Tenebrous]

I wish I could say I find the above post funny. But I don't.
You might want to edit that.
It's extremely offensive.

reply to post by Tenebrous


Tick, tick, tick...

Vic

reply to post by V Kaminski


Yep...
Guys I really need a nodding head emote here...

reply to post by AccessDenied

reply to post by enjoies05


Always count on you buddy...
thank you!

It was a joke, in no way do i condone rape...do you mean to say every politically "correct" definition above is meant to be taken seriously?
common now..lighten up, how bought..

Janitor : Sanitation Engineer?

reply to post by AccessDenied


Got your back...

Main Entry: ten·e·brous
Pronunciation: \ˈte-nə-brəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French tenebreus, from Latin tenebrosus, from tenebrae
Date: 15th century
1 : shut off from the light : dark, murky
2 : hard to understand : obscure
3 : causing gloom

Yep, surprise, surprise, surprise, 24/7/365. SVO has a new project-idiot.

Vic

Hmmm, if I was... I'm not. As I walked out in the Streets of Laredo...

[edit on 3-3-2008 by V Kaminski]

reply to post by V Kaminski

Iam so sorry but..

Cheers Vic

Wow, so easily offended people turn to purposefully tearing at someone else, no hypocrisy there.....

It was a joke, admitted not a tastefull one but comeon now, lighten up.

reply to post by Tenebrous


You "could" simply edit your abortion or represent as one intellectually from here on out. Be prepared to be skull-porked regularly.

Vic

Originally posted by V Kaminski
reply to post by Tenebrous

 

You "could" simply edit your abortion or represent as one intellectually from here on out. Be prepared to be skull-porked regularly.

Vic

Twas all I asked for in the first place. Tenebrous, if you were a victim of rape..you would not find it so funny. Tis not something I take lightly.

Busboy

Table-Debris Removal Specialist

I changed it, I suppose I almost feel bad.

I myslef have had loved ones hurt in ways im not going to talk about

but it was just a joke

It is the internet...

Its not like i said "Rape: she deserved it"

But comeon, you have to admit, some of the things on your list are cute in a 6 year old joke kinda cute...

reply to post by Tenebrous


Thank you for editing it. This is the joke forum. Your line wasn't funny.
Whether you did it intentionally or not, you did promote a violent act as something humorous.
And if we all enjoy reading 6 year old humor..more power to us. It will keep the mind and body young.

[edit on 4-3-2008 by AccessDenied]