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Originally posted by Journey
What is the most "unusual item" you have heard of being discovered by security?
Originally posted by CanadaCANfight
my prince albert set's off the alarm's alot... especally when the masterlock is in...
Originally posted by Amuk
What's a relationship without trust?
Marriage?
Originally posted by RANT
Originally posted by Amuk
What's a relationship without trust?
Marriage?
And what do you call the first time two married people agree?
Divorce.
Originally posted by Milk
Originally posted by Journey
What is the most "unusual item" you have heard of being discovered by security?
When I was at the gate one day when an old couple (mid 80s) were being "random searched" at while boarding. When their first bag was opened, inside was a penis pump. The woman searching honestly didnt know what it was, and was asking them about it. Finally, the old man yelled, "ITS A PENIS PUMP. FOR MY ERECTIONS!"... The next bag got opened, and it was full of latex and leather bondage equipment... heh... granny gettin some play
Originally posted by watcheroftheskies
she could still perform fellatio