the big layoff

Why Sentence structure is so important...*

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible headache after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like crap."

wow, took me a second for that one to sink in. pretty amusing though. =)

Woops, looks like Jack's going . . .

And if she wasn't feeling like crap...



Very good.

MonKey