Xenu versus Cthulhu

reply to post by Gazrok


It's all cool. Cthulhu ate my second line.

How about this: Maybe Xenu is Cthulhu!

reply to post by zedzedtopgrade


If you give the Church of Scientology enough money, you will learn that this is true; however, it is unwise to speak of it to outsiders. CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!!

reply to post by DragonsDemesne


If you give them enough money they will say that Xenu is the warrior princess mentioned by Gazrok and everynight he dances at the "Blue Oyster bar".

reply to post by zedzedtopgrade


You could be on to something...would explain Tom Cruise and Oprah's couch...
Scientology = Repackaged Cthulu Cult? Very interesting.....

Of course Cthulhu would OWN Xenu. The battle would resemble Godzilla against Peewee Herman.
The battle will never happen though. Since Xenu was banned for life from earth for downloading child porn

I wouldn't count Pee Wee out. He could always just say a magic phrase, and then have Jambi grant a wish...

"Heh heh...Hi Jambi!"
"Salutations Pee Wee....do you have a wish?"
"Heh heh...I wish...I wish....I wish Godzilla was the size of the Gieco Gecko!"
"Granted!"
*Pee Wee picks up little Godzilla"
"Herro Godzirra...want to go in the fish tank?"
"La la la" (as he puts the little Godzilla in the fish tank....

Cthulu hands down! Of course I'd say that, Im a lovecraftian haha
ah and noooooooo woah hes not real? oh well what a shame

This is like who'd win between Narasingha and Jesus.

Chutulu is like a giant monster, and Xenu is not that. It's not a match. I don't think I have even read of any Xenu physical description.

And with the Coon directing him, Chutulu would beat Moses and Muhammed together.

Originally posted by tetsujin420
reply to post by DragonsDemesne

 

Well he does have a "mopish" looking face! Yeah there is a cult of cthulhu, I sent them a nasty lil email once...it was funny!
[edit on 8-2-2008 by tetsujin420]

that was you?????? you pissed off alot of people.............

Xenu would be driven mad by the very sight of Cthulhu. If they were expected to fight one on one it would be the most horrifying sight ever to behold. Not because Xenu would actually be fighting, but can you imagine what non-euclidian geometry could do to an alien?

And if Xenu can use his technology and friends, Cthulhu would be able to do the same. We don't want that. None of us wants that.

Cthulhu is also the only villain I'm aware of that was just as terrifying while it slept.

i dont know who this other character is but cthulhu wins over all. even if its physical being is destroyed on this plane of existance. it lives on in its own plane and will be again. cthulhu is all and will be forever

IA IA CTHULAG
IA IA YOG SOTHOTH

Originally posted by DragonsDemesne
Lol, people think Cthulhu is real? Okay, I can maybe see believing in Xenu if you are a scientologist, but Cthulhu doesn't even pretend to be real.

Haven't you ever heard of "The Bloop" man?! Look it up and then look up the coordinates of it and the island where people worshiped him. Coincidence?! I think not! He is stirring in his sleep! Take heed!

^_^