Brunettes fall for Blonde Story

Nooo, blondes aren't about to become extinct, in spite of some hype the other week by the media. It seems that the story (passed along to the media) about a study funded by the World Health Organization is just that... a story... fiction.... and all that.

The media is caught with egg all over their faces.

www.washingtonpost.com... pagename=article&node=&contentId=A30318-2002Oct1¬Found=true

Well the gullability is obvious, the reporter for CBS "CBS Early Show co-host Gretchen Carlson" ... is a blonde...


(bozo on right)
... they believe ANYTHING ....

.... there is suspicion that Ycon is a blonde as well...

wouldn't surprise me if lupe started the whole rumour off two years ago. he does that sort of thing ....

anyway, it also wouldn't surprise me to hear that blondes ~were~ becoming extinct. submissive genes and all that. perhaps a topic more suited to the Sci/Tech forum.

- qo.

aww....oh well, bimbodom will still exist after all (sniff)

Hmm not all blondes are bimbos, and some can be quite sexxxxxy

Are you a blonde Kim?

Sincerely,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (umm no)

nope,im pure bred goth with vdark brown hair and damn proud too!

Goth hmm...I can never imagine what goths look like

Is that like with the fishnet pants and all?

Sincerely,
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heh heh- sometimes but anything black is good, and makeup is a big thing
dont you live in the USA FM? theres loads of goths there- or so ive heard. maybe they just come out at night

QUOTE-wouldn't surprise me if lupe started the whole rumour off two years ago. he does that sort of thing ....


talking of lupe...he's been a good boy recently- i havent seen him doing what he does best. (keep it up lad)

bite my ar$e.

oh and your not a real goth.
I'm the only real goth.
*nod*

*slaps lupe* play nice ....

hmmm .... i'm looking remarkably non-goth today. bugger. i've also become a corporate pimping whore for the university and got an official hooded top. got accused of looking like an american by one of my colleagues ....

- qo.

"i'm looking remarkably non-goth today"


Thats because your not a real goth.
I'm the only real goth.
*nod*

oh really Lupe? you sound sure. i go by the subculture too y'know. what do you class as a "real" goth?
and no, i wont bite your a$$ thankyou.

standard goth joke.
self efacing humour, i.e. the concept that at any one time amoungst a group of goths they will all assume that they are the only real goth and the others are a collection of greebos, spooky kids mansonites and wannabe's.

Thank goodness in this part of the USA we don't really have many goths , not that they are bad people....KIM.... just that I don't like black Unless I'm going to rule the world as emperor//god, then all my servants//armies must wear black Or wait....WHITE!!! nah....that's been done in STAR WAR How about rainbow? That'd sure give the wrong impression, but its not been done

And I knew of a Goth in New Jersey, Kim are you from New Jersey?

heh

Sincerely,
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In my expirences with goths, they are normally dumb#s like lupe. however some gothic rock is good.

In my expirences with goths, they are normally dumb#s like lupe. however some gothic rock is good. QUOTE

goth rock is good but goths are not dumb! quite the opposite in most cases

"Kim are you from New Jersey" nope, UK england. whats wrong with black? it was the starting colour, after all, there must be darkness before there is light.

"In my expirences with goths, they are normally dumb#s like lupe. however some gothic rock is good."

Thats fascinating because in most goths experience people called "Ninjaofthenight" are invariably dumb#ss too!

no really check it out, see here we have 3 self confessed goths with fairly simple names....ok Q.O.'s is simple because he was dropped as a child, but "kim" "Lupe" small, quiet, unobtrusive little names, and then we have you.

NINJAOFTHENIGHT!!!!

demonstrating what goths like to refer to as "LORDDARKANDTERRIBLEEVILVEGENCEMASTER3" syndrome

also known as "hopelessly insecure buffy fan with small penis makes up for it with long name" complex.

So I though, hey, is it just me, am I the only person who finds names like "ninjaoffthenight" imediately makes me think of a 15 year old physics student with more zits than brain cells who sits in his room all day masturbating over old "warhammer" magazines"

nah, cant just be me.

so I contacted some goth mates from London.

"hey" I said "just met this guy called ninjaofthenight whaddaya think?"
and they said "sounds like a dumb#"
"really/" I said. and decided to persue the matter further, logging onto the UK goth message board I posted the same question, of the 476 goths that responded 475 of then suggested the person was probably a dumb#, amazed at this new found social condition I emailed further abroad, apparently the bikergoths of Seatle think that "ninjaofthenight" is almost certainly a dumb#, whilst the entire population of Germany ( who are all goths) replied "dumpfshise"
undaunted by the task ahead I vowed to calculate exactly how many goths thought that the name ninjaofthenight indicated its owner was a dumb#.

after a tireless 24 hours I eventually had my answer, of the 63 million goths world wide, 62 million thought that the name indicated that you are indeed a dumb#, of that number 45 million knew you personally and confirmed that this was the case and 1 million berated me for not being a real goth because they were the only real goth.

so there you have it.
globaly aclaimed dumb#titude.
congratulations.

they're maggots michael.
how can a million chinese people be wrong...



[Edited on 19-12-2002 by Lupe_101]

umm...ok, enough with the "dumb#s" ppl. therell always be a unwritten rule that goths and "normal" ppl will never understand each other.
hey lupe, talking of germany, do you like rammstein?

Unfortunately I'm not particularly familier with them.
I'm a goth by default, i.e. I wear black and write sh1t poetry.
if you do that long enough you have to accept your position in the social spectrum.

but as far as musics concerned I'm more of a Leonard Cohen, Edith Piath goth.
Cure, sisters, nephlim, abraxas and billy joel, who I infaticaly claim to be goth despite what every other goth ever says.

BTW my partner and I will be in the Dev in Camden this sat about 3:30, she's the big fat kitty cat with the grin, I'm the short thin spikey thing with the scowl, feel free to pop over for a pint.

[Edited on 19-12-2002 by Lupe_101]

arrgh im so young! i havent heard of any of them bands either. look out for mine in about 3 years or so or probably more. were called ROC- revelations of chaos.
camden.....? sorry, my geography is pants. wheres that? im from yorkshire/ midlands area so im not familiar with the south if thats where youre talking about.

anyways, this is real off topic. has there ever been a blonde genius? huh? theres one blonde in my top set science class and its amazing to see how many are in lower sets....