Be My ATS Valentine

I'm blushing like a school girl...........I LOVE YOU!

Happy Valentines Day to all Valentines believers, and especially to my Valentine.

Originally posted by Dreamz
25 male - - - -
I need a Valentine as well......Any Takers please fill out the following application -

Name ____Banshee/Echelon/Chellie_____
Pulse - Yes_X__ No____
Do you resemble Marge Simpson?___No________
Do you shave often?_____Fanatically________
Do you shave your face often?____Never_______
Can you count to 1?____Binary, hex, or base-10?___
Can you recite the alphabit in 5 languages?__Oui. Ja. Si. Si. *sign language yes*______
Ok, how about 1?_____..|.._______
Do you live with your parents?__No_________
Is your mom hot?___No____________
Is your dad hot?______No________
How do you feel about incest?___You sick #.________
Would you sleep with me and my imaginary freind Steve?_____Can I bring my imaginary friend?___________
Will you be nice to Steve?____I'm not nice to anyone__________
Do you support your wieght with any special devices, kickstand, peg leg, cankles?____I can squat 250+. I don't need devices.____
Do you have breasts?____The last time I checked, yes.__________
Are they real?_____Yes__________
Do you like bacon griese and tarter sauce?__I like someone who can spell grease and tartar

_________
Would you object to a wrestling match in above said condiments?_____*AHEM*___________
Are you against nipple clamps and a 9 volt?___My piercings would short out the battery._______
Fine, what about clothshangers and a AAA?__See above.________
Do you believe in love at 1st site?___1st website?_______
Would you love me if I payed you?___For the right price_________
Can you keep secrets?___You mean that one about you and the .... oops.___________
Do you like to be whipped with extension cords?___Do YOU?_________
Fine, how about a tube a' ruba?____Tuba? I played the trumpet.__________
Are you a mute?___Que?____________
Can you keep secrets?___Can you repeat qestions?_____________


Signature ____________________________

DO I GET TO BE DREAMZ' VALENTINE??????!!!!!??

-B.

With you, each day is Valentines Day...Much love, plenty hugs and many kisses to you
Magestica

Happy Valentines To All as well...!!

[Edited on 2/13/04 by magestica]

18, male.

We need alot more ladies on here, recruit some friends Banshee!

MA to ma

Message received.

22, female.
=)

23 year old good looking male.

Come one ladies..... who wants to be my valentine?

Geez dont all reply at once.