Hello Earth

My name is Rvyoghqn. I have ben given the Earth name of Matthew or Levi, After Sgandvhitosur's deciple or Jesus Christ as Humens would call him. We are very supprised as Sgandvhitosur had visted out planet many years ago too We have similar belefs but we dont beleve in war as our planet has no ruler.We com here (not all just arouund 20 of us). we have wachd yor planet for around 50 yers and we have lived among yo for over 15 yers as we are exact in same.
Our planet lies a long wey from here it is alot like yor Earth and has a sun like yors only very much biger. some earth beings like you have discoverd our planet after we reserched yor internet. You refer to it as gliese 518c. our planet os very beutiful just like your only we have noticed some extrem effects in the last 40 years. We still have a very lot two learn about Humens as you still have a very lot much to learn about yourselfs. We are here to explore your planet and want to remain annonymus to you.

Originally posted by matthewRvyoghqn
My name is Rvyoghqn. I have ben given the Earth name of Matthew or Levi, After Sgandvhitosur's deciple or Jesus Christ as Humens would call him. We are very supprised as Sgandvhitosur had visted out planet many years ago too We have similar belefs but we dont beleve in war as our planet has no ruler.We com here (not all just arouund 20 of us). we have wachd yor planet for around 50 yers and we have lived among yo for over 15 yers as we are exact in same.
Our planet lies a long wey from here it is alot like yor Earth and has a sun like yors only very much biger. some earth beings like you have discoverd our planet after we reserched yor internet. You refer to it as gliese 518c. our planet os very beutiful just like your only we have noticed some extrem effects in the last 40 years. We still have a very lot two learn about Humens as you still have a very lot much to learn about yourselfs. We are here to explore your planet and want to remain annonymus to you.

matthew or levi? which one is it

at first I thought it said hallow earth and said great another one of these
and then i read hello earth and said oh great another one of these

why do you guys always come to ATS?

You all 20 of you look like humans...
How did you come to earth?
How old are you? are youa specialist in some tech?

See I am sure you are going to have hard time on ATS, if not on Earth

reply to post by communicator


My job to you is astronot i explore worlds
my age is 31 of earth year
or 53 of my Tudyharhnsa year
I am namd after your saviors diciple
we donot caus harm of any threat we are only here to study
as you are doing with your neighborin planets
we descovered your planet many years ago when radio wavs were
sent to our ship.
i come to above top secret becaus it was the first i scanned about alien life

Great. Then can you please give us a link to your internet service provider? Cause I'd sure like to know who let the aliens out.

Hi and welcome to ATS.

May I ask, how many other languages besides English do you know?

Could you post something in your native language for us?

reply to post by matthewRvyoghqn


thats real super, dude!

your 31 came here 20 years ago, you were an 11 year old astonot (sp?)(lol)

c'mon, just be cool and post about other stuff

did you google alien life and ats popped up, i want to know exactly how you found this site

seriously

If these creatures, lack for a better word, are supposed to be so advanced beyond us in intelligence, how is it they can't spell correctly or, at best, have not brought their portable spell checker with them?

lol, if this is true and you have lived on earth for 15 years you would have technology and intellect higher than human beings and thousands of years ahead, which would mean you could learn English properly or even use a spell checker on your internet browser... or was that part of the un-thinking con? Mods should be looking through the database for IP matches, I'm sure they'll find one..

Welcome to earth Rvyoghqn, You will find our little ball of delight quite a palace of pleasures and treasures. A word to the wise when gettin around our blue marble. There are coordinates you will find to be very enjoyable and other coordinates to be filled with extreme danger at every step.

I so do hope you enjoy your stay and if you still have access to a conveyance vehicle be sure to visit the pyramids, stone henge and the grand canyon as well as yellowstone park.

May I extend the hand of peace in the name of earth to all of your kind.

reply to post by WorldShadow


lol, hes been here fifteen or so years, im sure he knows his way around

good reply though

2 points


(its also posts like these where i get in trouble and lose points, but its so tempting)

[edit on 18-1-2008 by MurderCityDevil]

reply to post by matthewRvyoghqn


Hi there matthewRvyoghqn,

Sheesh !!! I'm getting deja Vu ...

I think we ATSers met one of your relatives a few weeks ago by the name of arran1994. He didn't stay very long ... once his cover was blown, and he was exposed as the 13yr old Earthing he really was.

Words to the wise;

1. If you are the real deal ... folks here are gonna need solid proof. The fact is, we're not a set of crazies who accept every alien who decides to drop in, at his/her word ... harsh I know. Truth is (and you'll probably laugh at this), but there's a lot of weirdo's out there, who think they can pull a fast one on people like us who are seeking genuine answers.

2. If you are just a kid looking for a bit of fun ... trust me, this is not the place for you. You will be sent running for the hills like a scolded rabbit if these guys find out your pulling their chains.

Woody

[edit on 18-1-2008 by woodwytch]

reply to post by matthewRvyoghqn
Welcome, matthewRvyoghqn!


The ATS Freshman's Forum is a great place to discuss the complexities of the ATS universe and to get advice from rookies and veterans alike.

Asala has a new member thread here: Hey new members!! Come here if you need advice.

There are lots of handy tips available in the Handbook of ATS Links.

Here’s a list of forum related threads:
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Configuring your MyATS page is the easiest way to put the ATS universe at your fingertips.

Be sure to check out Social Issues on AbovePolitics. I'm sure you will find the atmosphere to be friendly, enlightening, and rewarding.

Pay special attention to this one:
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Here's an excellent little, unobtrusive spell checker in case you need one: ieSpell 2.5.1 build 106
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A convenient text editor also comes in handy when composing those epic posts: EditPad Lite.

Sooner or later you will find a use for TinyURL!™

Don’t forget to set up the “Comments” section in your profile, so folks can drop by to say, “Hi!” All it takes is a “Howdy” from you to get the ball rolling.

Oh, and visit the Automotive Discussion forum.

Grady


[edit on 2008/1/18 by GradyPhilpott]

Hello Matthew. I have a few questions for you as I amvery interestd in aliens.

Could you explain your bodily function?
Does your body require food and water?
What type of housing do you have here?
What kind of computer do you have and how do you access the internet?
Does your kind marry and do you have a mate?
What is your reproduction process and gestation time?
Do you have any special powers? Who is Mother Nature and have you heard it's not nice to fool her?
Do you work and how do you supply your basic needs?

I'll stop for now but I have many more questions and expect a prompt reply as we humans are impatient.
I almost forgot....try our BTS portion of this site as it's loads of fun.

C'mon guys, it's a kid (or an adult-kid).

The surname sounds like some sort of dinosaur...

reply to post by mattguy404
You are probably right mattguy404. Consider this a quail shoot and we are the dogs. Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes not.

If there are aliens, and I believe there are, they will contact us some way some time. Given the nature of we humans most of us would shoot first and ask questions later.

IMHO it may be best to be open minded and expect the unexpected.

Please give your source concerning the statement that "it's a kid".