Drunken man awakens to find SUV stolen

Drunken man awakens to find SUV stolen

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A Depew man visiting a Buffalo bar over the weekend became so intoxicated that he awoke in a burned-out vacant home and discovered that his SUV had been stolen, police reported.

The man told Ferry-Fillmore District police on Sunday that he was at a bar, possibly on Clinton Street or Howard Street, where he was intoxicated.

The man “encountered an unknown naked female” who stole his green Ford Explorer, according to police.

Officers reported that the man did not remember what happened when he awoke Sunday in a burned-out, vacant house.

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Now I know this sounds weird, but that's what ATS is all about right?

When I read this it sounded very much like the Terminator scenario where one of them would arrive in a ball of fire, naked, and aiming to get hell out of there by what ever means was available.

Thinking that perhaps from the two probes we currently have out there (Voyager I&II), that someone might have looked at the information on the gold discs that shows us without clothes.

What do you think?

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Sweet leaping Jesus, i'm certainly not prepared for the robot apocalypse.
Set your roombas free as a gesture of goodwill to our future robot overlords.

Wow.. ive had some rough nites before.. but damn... that would suck