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Originally posted by Syntaxstealth
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?because I cant touch stars
How can there be self-help “groups”?the real question IS, did it help YOU?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?its your bad breath that makes him mad
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?if I have tell you that, your in bigger trouble than I thought
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? "meeee"
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?Then the gas station would be called a seven - onety one instead of a seven / eleven
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?next
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?to need help
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?42 KPH
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.umm...yeah
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?they were a disASSter
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?better than a $4 starbucks
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?yes BUTT, only on Tuesdays
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?I couldnt imagine
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?to evolve again once we all kill ourselves
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?if they could do that the we wouldnt hit them all with our automobiles
What was the best thing before sliced bread?cheerios
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?Yes...12 holes
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?yes...down with the ship so to speak
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?two kips and a cat
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?to stop the lawsuits
How did a fool and his money get together?luck
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?neither...or both
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?no, but can AI have a mental breakdown?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?ith that an inthult?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? now thats just a goofy question
Originally posted by Canada_EH
reply to post by Dorian Soran
If thats not a abuse of the quote function I don't know what is lol
Originally posted by Syntaxstealth
reply to post by Dorian Soran
lmao... your starting to sound like me now...
Originally posted by PiratedAbandonware
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
The speed of lightning will always remain a constant reguardless of how much it zig zags. it will be the speed of light.
I belive the true question would be "How much faster would the lightning reach the ground from the sky if it didnt zigzag?"
If you really want to get technical then youll have to factor in that lightning actually travels from the ground to the sky so you would need to also provide the distance between said lightning storm cloud and the ground so a calculation would be possible.
Ill get to the other questions when i have a spare moment.
Originally posted by PiratedAbandonware
I belive the true question would be "How much faster would the lightning reach the ground from the sky if it didnt zigzag?"
If you really want to get technical then youll have to factor in that lightning actually travels from the ground to the sky so you would need to also provide the distance between said lightning storm cloud and the ground so a calculation would be possible.