I feel cheated…

…you guys closed the “Sam I Am” thread before I got a chance to gloat.

Remember me? HlesterJerome?

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Here He is, He’s Sam I Am.
He did say “I am da Man.”
I looked at Taro to take a peek.
Hoping to figure what Sam may seek.
Yeah, awright, for sure, you da man.
In your future, I see a ban.

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I did not say "I would like you banned."

I'm just predicting you eventually will be.

It has nothing to do with your command of the USofA dialect of the English language.

It's kinda a "Profiling" type of thing.

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Sometimes people are a little quick to accept other people as “legitimate”, before they’ve had a chance to really think about what they are hearing.

“QUICK, EVERYBODY, DRINK THE KOOLAID!!!”

Patterns are the key to understanding. Certain patterns in Sam I Am's writing style screamed "Where's yer underbritches? I'm gonna wind em up in a knot!"

A very infamous man once said “Doubt. Doubt all. Doubt, even if thou doubtest all.”

P. S.

Sammy, thanks. I sometimes pretend I was Shakespeare in a previous incarnation.

The I am Sam thread is open.

This one, then, is closed.