Ruin A Wish Game!

Ok, maybe some of you have played this before, but you can't deny it is fun.

The game is , just answer the wish of the person above you like this:

Poster 1: I wish i had a private island

Poster 2: Granted, but the island has nothing on it and you are stranded.

I wish I had a bottle of vodka

etc etc etc.

Ok, lets start!

I wish hamsters ruled the world!

But the hamsters became corrupted by power and used humans as slaves.

was that right?

Yes, now you needed a wish for yourself >.> ok I guess we will continue from me...

I wish there was world peace.

Well after the world got rid of all their weapons, the aliens took the opportunity to destroy us all.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

Your wish is granted, but now money doesn't exist and you now work for free, you commie!

I wish my internet connection was faster.

Your internet gets a speeding ticket

I wish I had more points

Your wish is granted. You get 10000000000000000000000000000 ATS points.

This leads to people envying you.
Theres nothing you can buy with those points.
Those points mean youve spent your entire life in front of the PC at ATS.


I wish I could see all the faces of these ATS people in a room for a few minutes.

The room got too crowded and bruised everyones faces, now you are a hated ATS member

I wish the whole world unites

The whole world unites, meaning everyone has to dress the same, think the same and do the same.

I wish to win games.

reply to post by Equinox99


The whole world unites against you.

I wish I could live on ATS.

Edit: oops, posted at the same time.

[edit on 11-11-2007 by Snakeslayer]

Ok in the event of a x-post, whose wish do I grant?

Edit: Ok, since Al isn't on at the moment, I will unilaterally grant Skyfloating's wish. Sorry Snakeslayer, you were 60 seconds too late.

Skyfloating: Your wish is granted, but then it causes a chain reaction of unfortunate events. Because you are the winner of every single game, bookies start to lose money, and you don't want to mess with bookies.

I wish we discovered FTL (faster than light) drives.

[edit on 11-11-2007 by Beachcoma]

reply to post by Beachcoma


Wish granted and we still can't use it because the speed tears anyone to shreds.

I wish I was the strongest man in the universe

wish granted. you are the strongest MAN in the universe and will now have to face the strongest non-HuMANs for the universal boxing championships. Unfortunately some of these dudes are so strong the will rip out your jaws before you can say "when does the fight begin?"

I wish health and happiness to all ATS members.

[edit on 11-11-2007 by Skyfloating]

[edit on 11-11-2007 by Skyfloating]

As Skyfloating did not make a wish, I will now continue!

I wish that Skyfloating would have made a wish!

wish granted...see edit in the post above you. But now it makes you look like you didnt see it.

I wish a new laptop

reply to post by Skyfloating


Wish granted you get a new laptop.....Dec 23 2012

I wish the dimensional shift at Dec 23 2012

[edit on 11-11-2007 by Equinox99]

Granted! But sorry -- cats take over the world, enslave humans, and begin a new era. They worship the can opener.

I wish I could finish my novel in time.

Granted. You do finish your novel in time, but nobody else wants to read it.

These types of thread are not allowed on BTS.

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
This domain was created to provide members with an off-topic place to relax, not a place to engage in pointlessness.

As a result, we will no longer allow the simplistic "post in my thread" type threads anywhere on BTS. We'll be closing these threads, and trashing any new ones that pop up.

www.belowtopsecret.com...

Thanks for understanding.

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