masturbate thinking of jesus?

this is somewhat a religious topic but I don't think it falls into the 'conspiracies in religion catagory'. It's just a topic that I think deserves consideration.

www.landoverbaptist.org...

I know it's old news but sometimes a little history lesson brings up a decent debate.

Also this is not reserved to christianity, do buddhists masturbate? Do they think of buddha? Does the Dalai Lama masturbate? Muslims, Hindu's, gnostics and scientolgists, whatever your faith or whether you have none, all are welcome and urged to share their views on the matter.

Is 'defiling your body' just a bit of deviant fun or is it just wrong?

Anybody got any alternative suggestions? Maybe take some exercise or eat some chocolate? Go shopping?

Once a day.

And twice on Sundays.

Busy MonKey



Don't fit any of your religious types really although I have mentioned GOD on several rather interesting occasions.

It's so wrong... welcome to my world!

Just a note;

The Landover Baptist Church website is a satirical look at the shortcomings of religious fundamentalism.

The link I included will take you to their homepage and, better than anything I can say, will show, beyond a doubt, what I'm talking about.

A YouTube vid of the Landover Baptist preacher.

Warning... off color jokes and nastiness



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reply to post by surrender_dorothy

Better Jesus than SANTA!!

You're just joking right, you do know about landover right?