Fox News -Your Stupidity is Adorable

HEY, lets send a message to fox news. THe little kids that found ways fuel the fires of rednecks and corporate conservatives accross america.


I will post all of your responses to thier websites. Say anything at all to anyone about anything on foxnews. Make it as short and effective as possible.

DONT be mean, they are just children!

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Mod edit - removed 'All Caps' in title



[edit on 8/11/07 by masqua]

Ok here is mine.


ANn Coulter, your so cute, I just want to smother you with a pillow..

Bill Oreilly, in august 3rd, I saw you pee your pants at a MCdonalds when you found out that your mom decided to give you the McGriddle.

Neil Cavuto:
Did you ever get your HALO III Underwear?

Bill O, for your own good, please get mental help. You are spiraling downward. The world isn't really against you, it's all in your mind.

Dear Fox News,

Thank you for your honest approach to the news and straight up reporting..

Please don't let the Liberal, Socialist, Moderate, Progressive or whatever they are calling themselves when they don't want to admit who they are, turn you from the path you are following.

Obviously Fox you are doing something right as indicated by your success. The American People are sick and tired of the Liberal/Socialist agenda being spouted on the rest of the fast falling media..

Your success speaks more volumes than any detractors on here can possibly refute, although I am sure they will try. But Dear Fox, just remember that no matter what the Liberal/Socialist say here, you are and remain a success and a shining example of what we the people want.

Always remember that those that are against you are not as popular, not as effective or successful and therefor jealous. Their jibes and insults are nothing more than expressions of frustration at your incredible popularity and effectiveness.

So,

Thank you Fox News..

Like Millions of others, I am but a humble supporter that watches you for the unbiased, non Liberal and anti Socialist news..

Thank you

Semper

Dear Fox,

Do you plan to air further installments of the "Geraldo's Losing his Grip" reality series? I've enjoyed the first few episodes but would appreciate it if these could be scheduled with a bit more warning. Wouldn't want to miss the final episode when he goes into to final melt-down!

Thanks, and keep up the good work.

Dear Fox,

Thank you for hiring the biggest bevy of pouty-lipped broadcast babes in the cable news universe.

Note to O'reilly:
An interview consists of two basic parts. Question and answer.
Let me explain.
YOU..ask a question. then YOU shut up. The answer will come from your guest.
Then, ask another question. Your guest will answer.
I hope this clears things up for you.
BTW, I think Shep has been getting into your makeup kit.


Comment and Question for Hannity:
Mr. Ed wants his blinders back.
Do spam-bots carry credit cards?

(Off-topic, inappropriate post removed)

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[edit on 8-11-2007 by chissler]

Was there some reason I am not aware of for your personal attack on me?

Have I harmed you in a thread in some way?

If I have I sincerely apologize...

If I have not, then I seriously suggest you read this...

Terms and Conditions of Use

Thank you

Semper

ps. My Father passed away several years ago, so I would appreciate no further references to him if you please.

S

[edit on 11/8/2007 by semperfortis]

Dear Fox News,

Look out behind you. The blowback from your tireless propaghanda campaign will be pretty heavy. Get some guns (preferrably get them from the civilians when martial law is declared, then they can't shoot you for lying to them so badly), get your competition chipped and drugged, hire the greys as your defense analysts and the reptilians as your security force.... and you'll be set.

Dear Fox News,

I like to watch CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News while reading the Drudge Report and the New York Times...

That's what I call "Fair and Balanced"

They do have some decent looking info babes. Really enjoyed the Ann Coulter remark Snunky, very very good!

may i just ask why people hate fox news so much? i like watching it and im a conservative. why is it so horrible that there is a conservative news channel when all the rest of them are liberal? thx

you mean that FOX NEWS is a real news????

No flippen way folks lets be honest here......

I have always believed it was just a news parody much akin to Saturday Night Live's news parody............

Come on people FOX NEWS is NOT really real....hahahahahahaha!
It is just a joke for heavens sake......l

[edit on 8-11-2007 by theRiverGoddess]

To me its not just Fox News but the whole Mainstream Media. I have the same problems with CNN and MSNBC,

Originally posted by DINSTAAR
To me its not just Fox News but the whole Mainstream Media. I have the same problems with CNN and MSNBC,

Agree DINSTAAR, I too have problems with the bulk of the media. I do like Oriley for his comments. Some of talk radio too. What I dont like on talk radio is that they drown you with commercials. This is a huge turn off for me. I would rather listen to classical music. Not so many commercials.

CNN, MSNBC et al..I dont like thier news approach. CNN in particular. They have a very feel good type format...soft touch...people type format. They often put on people and stories who to me are not national/international news and info but more for the feel good crowd. If I want to feel good I most certainly dont turn on the television.

I do not care for this guy on Fox named Hannity. Something about his approach grates on me. I actually like the other guy Colmes much better as he comes across as more well mannered. A gentleman if you like.

I dont recall the network but I was very happy when this fellow Don IMus left the airways. Way to Crude for me...along with his cast. Satellite radio is most likely the proper place for that format.

To much of this "Lowest Common Denominator " trying to pass itself off as quality news and information on the boob tube. By this I mean on all the networks. Not intrested in this type of format.

Oh..speaking of Lowest Common Denominator...Has anyone struck Geraldo across the face again with a chair?? It should be due again before long. He and Greta are the same lowest common denominator format. Is Greta still talking about that girl lost in Aruba?? Not worth my time. Where is my remote controller??

While I like some of their formats..I dont entirely trust Fox...they too will snow you. Keep your guard up here.

Truth to me is that all the networks shill for thier respective partys and party lines. Including your radio networks and the newspapers. They are nothing but shills/hacks for their respective political partys. It is up to you to educate yourself enough to weed through the drivel which often passes for news and informations. This will get much much worse before November of 08. Buckle up the circus has not quite begun. It will wax worse on all fronts.

Thanks,
Orangetom

[edit on 9-11-2007 by orangetom1999]