[Edited on 30-1-2004 by TrueLies]

Talk slowly and use little words. Never say what you feel. Cause as soon as you do they turn off that little switch in their brain that controls comprehension. I don't get it, they can talk to you all day about the score and the game but as soon as you say "feeling"...tis like you're in the room with a ape-like creature masquerading as a man. I feel you, dealing with men can be trying, especially if you have no patience. Oh well, least they look good and can reach things that are on top the fridge.

Wow, that was truly sexist. Nice broad strokes you used to paint the whole entire male gender there. If "we" do that with our descriptions of females as a whole, "you" would cry injustice. What do I know, I'm just a like creature, in this masquerade we call life.

Advice on getting along with "us".

1. - Never make eye contact...it's a sign of aggression. 2. - Showing teeth while smiling is also unwise.
3. - Wearing the color yellow will remind us of , which we associate with mating...for some strange reason. (This also applies to the color blue...red.....and well, just about every other color in the rainbow.)
4. - Food makes us sleepy. So you better try to communicate before dinner. Communication also makes us sleepy....and hungry. So try and have some snacks for us when attempting said communication.
5. - We don't have the same sense of smell as you, so it's sometimes neccessary to inform us of offending odors.
6. - Lists of tasks are also good.........in theory. Actually, lists of any kind generally dumbfound us. It's like "you" are daring us to not do them.........

Please be kind to us. We are still learning to understand "your" kind. I think with a few hundred more years of close association, we will learn to live side by side with your people as a great nation.

Thank you.
Darklanser.
Ambassador of Men.

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DISCLAIMER- The above information is not the ideas of AboveTopSecret.com, BelowTopSecret.com,
affiliates of said entities, the general populace of Earth, or any other person(s) I have failed to include.
It's actually intended to relieve the stress induced by a member of my gender inflicted upon the entity
know on ATS/BTS/ATSNN as "TrueLies". The entity known as "Saphronia" can get her own chair and
reach the things on top of her own fridge.

*thinking* sure glad I'm not her husband right now !:shk::shk:

Originally posted by Saphronia
Never say what you feel. Cause as soon as you do they turn off that little switch in their brain that controls comprehension.

What!?! I didn't get any button! Where's my damn button!

Originally posted by darklanser
Wow, that was truly sexist. Nice broad strokes you used to paint the whole entire male gender there. If "we" do that with our descriptions of females as a whole, "you" would cry injustice. What do I know, I'm just a

like creature, in this masquerade we call life.

Advice on getting along with "us".

1. - Never make eye contact...it's a sign of aggression. 2. - Showing teeth while smiling is also unwise.
3. - Wearing the color yellow will remind us of , which we associate with mating...for some strange reason. (This also applies to the color blue...red.....and well, just about every other color in the rainbow.)
4. - Food makes us sleepy. So you better try to communicate before dinner. Communication also makes us sleepy....and hungry. So try and have some snacks for us when attempting said communication.
5. - We don't have the same sense of smell as you, so it's sometimes neccessary to inform us of offending odors.
6. - Lists of tasks are also good.........in theory. Actually, lists of any kind generally dumbfound us. It's like "you" are daring us to not do them.........

Please be kind to us. We are still learning to understand "your" kind. I think with a few hundred more years of close association, we will learn to live side by side with your people as a great nation.

Thank you.
Darklanser.
Ambassador of Men.

-------------------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER- The above information is not the ideas of AboveTopSecret.com, BelowTopSecret.com,
affiliates of said entities, the general populace of Earth, or any other person(s) I have failed to include.
It's actually intended to relieve the stress induced by a member of my gender inflicted upon the entity
know on ATS/BTS/ATSNN as "TrueLies". The entity known as "Saphronia" can get her own chair and
reach the things on top of her own fridge.

OMG!!! LMAO!!!

LMAO!!!!!

Thanks Darklanser, for trying to help "us" being better understood by "them" !

Originally posted by darklanser
Wow, that was truly sexist. Nice broad strokes you used to paint the whole entire male gender there. If "we" do that with our descriptions of females as a whole, "you" would cry injustice. What do I know, I'm just a

like creature, in this masquerade we call life.

Advice on getting along with "us".

1. - Never make eye contact...it's a sign of aggression. 2. - Showing teeth while smiling is also unwise.
3. - Wearing the color yellow will remind us of , which we associate with mating...for some strange reason. (This also applies to the color blue...red.....and well, just about every other color in the rainbow.)
4. - Food makes us sleepy. So you better try to communicate before dinner. Communication also makes us sleepy....and hungry. So try and have some snacks for us when attempting said communication.
5. - We don't have the same sense of smell as you, so it's sometimes neccessary to inform us of offending odors.
6. - Lists of tasks are also good.........in theory. Actually, lists of any kind generally dumbfound us. It's like "you" are daring us to not do them.........

Please be kind to us. We are still learning to understand "your" kind. I think with a few hundred more years of close association, we will learn to live side by side with your people as a great nation.

Thank you.
Darklanser.
Ambassador of Men.

-------------------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER- The above information is not the ideas of AboveTopSecret.com, BelowTopSecret.com,
affiliates of said entities, the general populace of Earth, or any other person(s) I have failed to include.
It's actually intended to relieve the stress induced by a member of my gender inflicted upon the entity
know on ATS/BTS/ATSNN as "TrueLies". The entity known as "Saphronia" can get her own chair and
reach the things on top of her own fridge.

you forgot


sunday = football

Now that its 1235 am, I just wanted to let you all know that after I posted that, an hour later we sat on the couch and "tried" to talk about it, but as soon as I open my mouth, after "he" asks me whats wrong, he gets all pissed off. So i say to him " what the hell is the point in my trying to explain things to you if you don't want to listen??? all you do is interrupt me or walk away"


I swear to God, I cried for about two hours because I was so sick of this #, all I wanted to do was run away to california and take up surf lessons!


he was telling me what I thought, what I feel, what I know. But he doesn't. No matter how hard you try to talk to him, he just doesn't get it.


It's ok for him to justify things, but if I do, i'm making excuses!!!!!!!!!


Anyway, after all this #, I finally told him I needed some wine.... He got me a warm thing thats velcro and put it around my head for my HEADACHE!

We watched Oz, had sex, and now he's asleep.

I on the other hand, am up because I took a work out supplement earlier on today because I was going to burn off some of my anger, but never got around to it.


So anyway, all is well again in this area of town, and i'm going to continue surfing ats to educate myself and post some more comments....



Sorry to let ya'll know this, but since this is the RANT section, I felt the need to do just that.



Thanks for listening... I feel much better.