The time i almost got abducted by aliens [IF aliens are real]

do what you think is right but don't say we didn't warn you....




[Edited on 28-1-2004 by beergoggles]

Chronic...these guys are trying to wind you up...if you really think the aliens are nearby,heres a foolproof way to keep them away....smear 1 TABLESPOON OF MAYONNAISE in your crack...you see they will think you have an infection and leave you alone and look for someone more healthy...it works...really.

i was jus paranoid for 5 minites the time i thought i was being abducted

[Edited on 29-1-2004 by Chronic]

Chronic,

If they want you, they will gey you! There is nothing you can do! Except make a tinfoil hat!!

Yes they will get you if they want!

But I have heard somewhere that those helmets work

But who in the hell would think of making something

Like that in the first place?

Originally posted by Chronic
all u guys are tryin to get me scared but it wont work stupid ppl as i said i was paranoid for 2 days all u nerds with no life well most of u

Chronic can't you see they are trying to get you calm again then without knowing you will be in your bed they will appear you will be frozen can't move or scream then they will lift you up to their ship then you belong to them. Remember with certain species you don't come back you end up in their fridges thats right your their next meal...

[Edited on 29-1-2004 by Mikomi]

chronic this is the 2nd thread of your i have read and its all bull#

first one was about some secret documents and your computer crashed and you lost them and the mate who gave you them lost them etc.......

and now this one, u being scared of some geese and thinking some aliens are coming to eat your or something.

are all these posts just to gain ATS points or are you just practicing your spelling??

Chronic...I'm tellin ya they HATE mayo...next time you see someone say "Hold the mayo"...try to get a good look in their eyes...save yourself...dont forget the "mayo camoflage"...

good luck

cleggy i spell bad cause i type fast and those sercret documents i found are gone i cant get em bak and I FUKIN TOLD U ALL I WAS PARANOID THAT DAY IM NOT AFRAID OF GESSE U STUPID NERD cleggy

Originally posted by Chronic
cleggy i spell bad cause i type fast and those sercret documents i found are gone i cant get em bak and I FUKIN TOLD U ALL I WAS PARANOID THAT DAY IM NOT AFRAID OF GESSE U STUPID NERD cleggy

isnt one of the rules not to verbally abuse other members?

i type fast, yet i still dont spell like a 4 year old

you were so paranoid you heard geese and thought some alien was coming to get you, all the time other people posting were taking the piss and you never noticed, tin foil hats, peanut butter etc.....

you walked round ur house with a golf club and because one part of the sky was brighter you assumed there was a UFO coming

sorry but your posts just make me laugh

even the thread title is misleading
"the time i almost got abducted by aliens [if aliens are real]"

from what u describe you heard noises and the sky wasnt all one colour, so that in your mind made you think you were being abducted, like someone mentioned in another thread

leave the weed alone, is obviously gives you a hyper active imagination

[Edited on 29-1-2004 by cleggy]

Oh ya, right! And people wonder why we are considered nuts.

i dont smoke weed,i dont smoke anything

hahaha, how foolish. haha.

This was my first post and this was how I got banned like 4 times and Im still banned from the chat

[Edited on 15-3-2004 by Chronic7]

174 replies thaz got to be one of the biggest posts ATS has ever seen.

Originally posted by Chronic7
174 replies thaz got to be one of the biggest posts ATS has ever seen.

Try again. Not even close.

no it's not. not EVEN close.

This whole thread needs to land in the trash. Had you left it intact and not butchered your posts, it may have had some value if moved to BTS in the chit-chat forum, just for the sheer entertainment of it.

Please take advantage of your new name and new start and try to be a productive member of this board. I still think you may have some value to ATS, however, if you are going to act like a dolt, then stick to reading and not posting.

Now, run along and find something interesting to post and teach us something.

Peace,
BG

Naa you run along and find something you can teach us.

Heh,I'm sensing a seventh banishment around the corner.

Theres a starman waiting in the sky hed like to come and meet us but he thinks hed blow our minds.
From the album "ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars"
David Bowie