Fat Man Saved By His Own Stomach In Fall

Fat Man Saved By His Own Stomach In Fall

www.livenews.com.au

Health experts continually remind us of the dangers of obesity, but there is one man who recently discovered the benefits, when he was saved by his own stomach after falling 20 ft from a ledge.

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So if someone has a go at you for having a bit too much on your plate, you can now quite confidently pronounce that you are simply "Growing natures airbag"

www.livenews.com.au
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Very intresting i have a beer belly that wont help hehe but lucky to be alive and escape with only a couple injurs i mean 1 lol

I think it was in really poor taste that the article called him a "fat man"

reply to post by dznetworks


well, he is in fact fat yes?
ok then

he is fat isent he y did it say he was his stomach did save him dident it?

See?! Americans aren't obese, we're just preparing for when gravity goes haywire and people end up falling from great heights after floating up there for no good reason whatsoever.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
See?! Americans aren't obese, we're just preparing for when gravity goes haywire and people end up falling from great heights after floating up there for no good reason whatsoever.

haha thats a good one man

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
See?! Americans aren't obese, we're just preparing for when gravity goes haywire and people end up falling from great heights after floating up there for no good reason whatsoever.

i was going to say a joke about this
but it would have been in poor taste :shk:

i can imagine Macdonald's new advertisment campaign, getting you fatter to save your life

reply to post by bodrul


You wouldn't have pulled it off as well as MM

I'm American, so I can bash us.

We're not fat. We're just evolving. Into human beach balls.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
I'm American, so I can bash us.

We're not fat. We're just evolving. Into human beach balls.

hahahahahahahhaha beach ballls hahahahha good one

i envy the fat man i havent the stomach for heights

i have a small beer gut but i gotta work out i want it to go down me being from australia its the second fattest country i think

Yeah..see...that's why we're fat.

We Americans are clever people. You don't think we've thought this through? Many years ago, we developed this scheme to become fat to save ourselves during the off chance we happen to fall 20 or more feet to the ground.

Sad that you foreigners are just now catching on to our plan:shk:

But see, if we're fat, then we may not be able to run from Alligators and animals such as those, so we made foods that would also make our asses big, so to act as a cushion when bit.

We've thought this all through, people. Don't discredit us ever again.

Originally posted by NovusOrdoMundi
we made foods that would also make our asses big, so to act as a cushion when bit.

That's right! When someone tells an American to haul ass we have to make at least four trips!

[edit on 18-10-2007 by MajorMalfunction]

Psh... twenty feet ain't gonna kill you unless you dive head first.

All I wanna know is, how high did he bounce?

Originally posted by NovusOrdoMundi
Yeah..see...that's why we're fat.

We Americans are clever people. You don't think we've thought this through? Many years ago, we developed this scheme to become fat to save ourselves during the off chance we happen to fall 20 or more feet to the ground.

Sad that you foreigners are just now catching on to our plan:shk:

But see, if we're fat, then we may not be able to run from Alligators and animals such as those, so we made foods that would also make our asses big, so to act as a cushion when bit.

We've thought this all through, people. Don't discredit us ever again.

haha good one lol the cushion ass part lol

Originally posted by apc
Psh... twenty feet ain't gonna kill you unless you dive head first.

All I wanna know is, how high did he bounce?

haha he bounced back up the 20 feet lol imagine that now thats amazing lol it would hurt ya stomach but lol ouch!