7 Wonders Of The World And Stuff

So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'............ I was listenin' to someone talkin' about votin' for the 7 wonders of the world. He was sayin' it's so hard to pick 'em out and stuff. So I says to myself, Self? What are 7 good wonders and stuff? Man! With my brain, and the really good thinkin' I do, I can cast the winnin' vote and stuff! Yeah!
Let me pull out my fancy paper, and No. 3 pencil. Yep, everybody likes those No. 2 pencils, but like I had to have an even fancier No. 3 pencil. I bet everyone is so jealous!
So I look over and see my dog Yabaastad layin' on my fancy couch and stuff.
"Hey! Get off the couch Yabaastad! You know you're not allowed on that fancy couch!"
So Yabaastad gets down and looks all sad and stuff. So I sit down and start to do some good wonder thinkin' and stuff.
Hmmmmmmmmmm................................
7 Wonders, eh?
Hmmmmmmmmm............
1) I wonder if Batman sleeps upside down?
Hmmmm.......... Now that wasn't so hard!
2) I wonder what kind of mood my wife is going to be in 3 minutes from now?
Oh brain! This contest was made for you! It's perfect!
3) I wonder when George Bush is thinkin', if his internal voice sounds like Bullwinkle?
Hmmmm............ like I bet it does and stuff!
4) I wonder who would win if Hercules and Spiderman got into a fist fight?
Man! This is pure gold!
5) I wonder why my sister in law thinks that she's doin' us like a favor and stuff when she brings stringbean and artichoke dip to every family function? I mean like has she ever tasted it and stuff?
Yeah!
6) I wonder if Terrorists like Halloween?
Man! That's some good thinkin'! I bet they do!
7) I wonder why they call that computer pointy thing a mouse? I think a much better name would be "Computer Pointer Mover".
Yeah! Like I'm gonna win for sure!
"C'mon Yabaastad! Let's go take a walk to the mailbox!"
Man! I wonder what I'm gonna win? I bet it's somethin' really fancy and stuff!

Dude, you always crack me up.

But I got a better one:

I wonder where Lombozo gets all these crazy ideas & stuff.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction

Dude, you always crack me up.

But I got a better one:

I wonder where Lombozo gets all these crazy ideas & stuff.

:shk:The world may never know.Thanks for making me smile today.

I wonder if I could get a date with Salma Hayak?