If I Saw An Alien!!!!

So, I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'............... So I says to myself, self what would I do if I saw an alien and stuff. If that alien was just hangin' out I'd probably go up to that alien and start yellin' at him and stuff. Yep! Then I would take the keys to his fancy flyin' saucer and play keep away. That'll teach that sneaky alien to mutilate cows and stuff. And if that alien gave me any lip I'd have to smack him around a little bit.

Now if I caught that alien usin' a probe on someone - well then I would have to use my Louisville Slugger on his big alien head. Now if I caught that alien mutilatin' a cow and stuff, I'd make that alien eat a very rare cheesburger.
Gotta teach those aliens not to do sneaky stuff on my planet!

Yeah! Those aliens think they're so cool flying around abducting people! Erasing their memories and sticking weird electronics in their skin. I'll help you play keep away with those aliens, Lombozo! I'll hold 'em down while you boot 'em in the ribs. Or do they have ribs?

I hate aliens.

Allright MM! Yep, we'll get together and kick some alien butt. I wonder if aliens have butts?......hmmmmmm...maybe that's why they're so preoccupied with human butt and stuff......
Yep, like I hate aliens and stuff too.

Which aliens we talking about booting, Lombozo? The gray ones, the lizard ones, the little green men from Mars, the ones that look like Norse gods?

Aw, heck, I hate em all.