You heard it here first - These predictions will ALL come true!

So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin' and stuff. I keep readin' about everyone makin' these fancy predictions, and none of them come through. Nope - Lot's of bad predictin' and stuff.
So, I says to myself, Self? I feel like doin' some predictin'.
C'mon brain - I know you can do it!

Hmmmmmmmmm........... Gotta put myself into a nice fancy trance and stuff........... Hmmmmmm............ C'mon brain start trancein' and stuff.
Hmmmmm...........Not workin'..........Allright let me do a couple shots of Tequila..........Ahhhhhh............Yep I feel that trance comin' on now! Allright brain, get ready..............

Wait, it's comin' and stuff............I feel it - yep - these predictions are gonna start flyin' out of my brain!

I see great unrest. I see swirlin' clouds. I see lightnin'. I see the word 'Atlantic'. Wait! It's all so clear! Sit down folks, I don't want to scare anyone! I'm predictin' that there will be a couple hurricanes in the Atlantic Ocean. And in the next couple of months! Oh man I hope I'm wrong!

Hmmmmmm...........Now I'm seein' deserts, and oil rigs and stuff. I see George W. I see guns and helicopters. I see a finger. I got it! In the very near future George Bush will blame the mideast for somethin' bad. Oh man I don't like doin' this predictin'. I'm gettin' ascared and stuff.

I see things bouncin'. I see surfers. I see lattes and sushi and stuff. I see Schwartzanegger! Oh no! I'm predictin' that there will be an earthquake in California within the next year!

I gotta stop this predictin' my brain is gettin' overloaded and stuff. Man I hope I'm wrong about this stuff.

Stop! Stop! You're scaring me! I LIVE in California! When is the earthquake? Where in CA is it going to be? Oh, I'm so frightened -- I need to go fill up my water bottles and get my emergency kit ready. Where did I leave that mylar blanket? EEEEEEEEEEE

Wow Lombozo you're good. Got any winning lottery numbers for me? Promise I'll split it 50/50.

Originally posted by lombozo
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin' and stuff. I keep readin' about everyone makin' these fancy predictions, and none of them come through. Nope - Lot's of bad predictin' and stuff.
So, I says to myself, Self? I feel like doin' some predictin'.
C'mon brain - I know you can do it!

Wait, it's comin' and stuff............I feel it - yep - these predictions are gonna start flyin' out of my brain!

I see great unrest. I see swirlin' clouds. I see lightnin'. I see the word 'Atlantic'. Wait! It's all so clear! Sit down folks, I don't want to scare anyone! I'm predictin' that there will be a couple hurricanes in the Atlantic Ocean. And in the next couple of months! Oh man I hope I'm wrong!

Hmmmmmm...........Now I'm seein' deserts, and oil rigs and stuff. I see George W. I see guns and helicopters. I see a finger. I got it! In the very near future George Bush will blame the mideast for somethin' bad. Oh man I don't like doin' this predictin'. I'm gettin' ascared and stuff.

I see things bouncin'. I see surfers. I see lattes and sushi and stuff. I see Schwartzanegger! Oh no! I'm predictin' that there will be an earthquake in California within the next year!

Lonbozo...
From one ATSer to another.. Don't give up your day job.:shk:

Originally posted by Leyla
Lonbozo...
From one ATSer to another.. Don't give up your day job.:shk:

Uh-oh.......... But I did quit my day job! I was gettn' pretty tired and stuff pickin' up trash in the WalMart parkin' lot. I had a really fancy broom stick with a really cool nail in the end of it. I would stab that nail into that trash, then pick it up and put it into a trash bag attached to a really fancy trash belt I would wear! When I stuck that fancy broomstick with a really cool nail in it through my foot for the 8th time, I decided to do some predictin' and stuff instead.............

I hope you're not doin' some predictin' and stuff Leyla!
By the way are you connected to Eric Clapton?

Originally posted by Leyla
Lonbozo...
From one ATSer to another.. Don't give up your day job.:shk:

Uh-oh.......... But I did quit my day job! I was gettn' pretty tired and stuff pickin' up trash in the WalMart parkin' lot. I had a really fancy broom stick with a really cool nail in the end of it. I would stab that nail into that trash, then pick it up and put it into a trash bag attached to a really fancy trash belt I would wear! When I stuck that fancy broomstick with a really cool nail in it through my foot for the 8th time, I decided to do some predictin' and stuff instead.............

I hope you're not doin' some predictin' about me and stuff Leyla!
By the way are you connected to Eric Clapton?

Hmm I dunno maybe lol..jk

Ooo ouch I would sue for workers comp Lombozo. Getting hurt on the job.

Sorry no relation to Eric Clapton.