Oops! She Married Her Friend...

Britney Spears Marries Childhood Friend in Vegas
Sources Say She Is Planing to Annul Quickie Wedding

MIKE FLEEMAN, People The Poop

(Jan. 4) -- Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Britney Spears, the pop princess, 22, has gotten married -- at a little Vegas chapel, wearing a baseball cap, to a childhood friend, sources close to the singer say. A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle. But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

Says someone close to Spears: "I don't know what's going through her mind."

Spears's husband -- at least for the time being -- is named Jason Allen Alexander...


NOOOOO Not THAT Jason Alexander, but the thought is disturbing nontheless. Our little Mousketeer is all grown up. And apparently an idiot.

[Edited on 4-1-2004 by RANT]