Gang Super Glues Man To Exercise Bike Then Ransack His House.

Originally posted by enjoies05
"Hello 911"

"Hi...yeah...um..could you send someone over?"

"Whats the problem Sir"

"...Well...I'm...glued to the chair...naked..."

Well, since they glued his mouth shut too, technically, I think the 911 call probably went more like this:

"Hello, what is your emergency?"

"Mfff. MMMM Mmmm Mffpht"

"Pardon me sir? Could you speak more clearly?"

"MMMM MMMMFFFFFT"

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Originally posted by MajorMalfunction

Originally posted by enjoies05
"Hello 911"

"Hi...yeah...um..could you send someone over?"

"Whats the problem Sir"

"...Well...I'm...glued to the chair...naked..."

Well, since they glued his mouth shut too, technically, I think the 911 call probably went more like this:

"Hello, what is your emergency?"

"Mfff. MMMM Mmmm Mffpht"

"Pardon me sir? Could you speak more clearly?"

"MMMM MMMMFFFFFT"

click

MajorMalfunction - I've caught you around the board. Me thinks that we're going to get along just fine! It's nice to find someone who has a bizarre sense of humor like I do!
Welcome aboard!

Thanks kindly Lombozo, I was thinking the same thing about you and some of your more off the wall posts.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunctionWell, since they glued his mouth shut too, technically, I think the 911 call probably went more like this:
"Hello, what is your emergency?"
"Mfff. MMMM Mmmm Mffpht"
"Pardon me sir? Could you speak more clearly?"
"MMMM MMMMFFFFFT"
click

there's a really good joke there but I shall take the high road and simply say "that's what she said"