Parrot reveals girlfriends sex secrets

A devastated Englishman learned the horrible truth that his girlfriend was cheating on him - straight from his pet parrot's mouth.

Chris Taylor's parrot Ziggy began squawking "Hiya, Gary" every time his girlfriend Suzy Collins's mobile phone rang.

The African Grey also made kiss noises each time it heard the name Gary on television or radio.

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OMG thats so funny! and it makes me happy not to be a bird owner!!!
comments?

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah

wow, thanks for the laugh, ain't had such a good laugh in a while

[edit on 5/9/2007 by kinglizard]

no problem!
good to hear you laugh again!

I am surprised the government hasn't figured out how to use parrots for surveillance.

You work in steel huh? Me too. You weld, and I cut.

Welcome to ATS.

yup welding is what i do, and thanks.

[edit on 21-4-2007 by misterfantastic]

Lmao! Now THIS is too funny!

Well not for the poor bloke theat was cheated on, of course. But you know...

I'm sure this is an oldie, but still I'm LMAO.

It reminds me of this thing that happened to a friend. He was fitting a washing machine for a friend of a friend. When he arrived the lady of the house said she had to pop out to run some errands.

Sure no trouble he said I'll be done in about an hour. Ok thats great she says, but just a word of advice. Don't worry about the dog, soft as butter, but don't talk to the parrot.

So he gets on with the job in hand, and the dog comes and lies down in the kitchen and watches, sure enough a big old softy.

Then the parrot starts up, first it's just making a lot of noise, then his mobile phone rings. It's the boss, chat over, back to work. The phone rings again, no one there, and again, no one there. It's the bloody parrot!!

So he puts the phone on silent and gets on with the job. OK last pipe in place, by now all the noise from the parrot is starting to get on his nerves so he turns to it and says.

"Why don't you STFU" to which the bird replies

"ROVER KILL HIM"

And now he's a welder with a limp!

Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey

"Why don't you STFU" to which the bird replies

"ROVER KILL HIM"

And now he's a welder with a limp!

Okay, that parrot definaitely has the first parrot (in the opening post) beat.



Beware of the parrots!

[edit on 5/9/2007 by Mechanic 32]

Apparently Polly wanted more than a cracker.