Why is my girlfriend so dumb?

Originally posted by Gazrok

Oh and yes, she is a blonde.

Sorry dude....

LMAO!!!

Originally posted by Gazrok
Forget all that stuff about memory and synapses.... I missed this one...

Oh and yes, she is a blonde.

Sorry dude....

you think he has it bad? my g/fs a red head!

and always wants money. red heads that want money are worse then red heads that don't want money.

OK dude, if she's as stupid as you say, I gotta see a picture. Because she must be a goddess for you to stay with her that long. I personally, can't even stand to be around stupid people, I'd shoot myself if I was dating one. Seriously though, post a pic, then I'll tell you if you should keep her.

She sounds seriously mentally challenged to me. Did she ride the short bus to school? I was laughing my ass off while I read your description of her. Are you sure she ISN'T Jessica Simpson? Ask her about Chicken of the Sea...

Originally posted by worshipthemoon
Are you sure she ISN'T Jessica Simpson? Ask her about Chicken of the Sea...

Yeah I saw that one. That was classic. LMAO!!

Originally posted by CanadaCANfight
is it just me or am i the only one who dosent have a problem with stupid women ? now to all you educated lady's who might read this i love you too. but stupid women are just soooooo eazy hell half of em dont remember ur name the next morning MUAHAHAHAH ....lol....


ok but if ican be seriouse for a minute. education is a joke its a joke in the states and its becomming a joke in canada soooo much money is cut out of education for what another nuke or 2 its a shame we spend money the way we do when we wanna blow eachother up. but not when we wanna educate people or supply better healthcare....... maybe someone should tell bush that ignorance and lack of quality medical care create terrorists think that would work ?

for the record, recent statistics stated that in Canada girls are more intelligent than boys are here within highschools across the country

Originally posted by Amuk
Dont be so hard on her
The woman Ive been with for the last tweenty years is dumber than a box of rocks
BUT.....
she is the sweetest nicest kindest person on earth
a great mother a great cook
AND
can do things that would shame a porn star

I think I'll keep her

[Edited on 30-12-2003 by Amuk]

I LOVE this post!! Good for you Amuk!!

It's all about loving the person for who they are.

WestAussie, your woman may actually have a learning disability of somekind, or not. Either way, she is who she is and you should love her for who she is and be supportive and accept her as she is. I'm assuming that you have since you've been with her so long. However, if it's bothering you now, you may want to consider that and how it might impact your future together and do something about it now instead of waiting for things to fall apart later. If you are planning on staying with her, try and focus on the things you like about her instead, you'll both enjoy your time together more.

The best advice is to know yourself and you will know who you will be most compatible with.

Originally posted by WestAussie
My girlfriend is a normal 23 years old. She has no handicap or disability. Her only problem is her lack of intelligence.

She must be able to slap some serious mojo on you in bed for you to stay with her...

Think twice before you commit to a lasting relationship - your kids will be dumb as a brick and someone may actually think they're that way because of your genes and not her's....
I mean think about it... do you really want a houseful of dumbasses? One's obviously bad enough~

Well, well, well..before we can understand what the problem is, I have a few questions

1) Are YOU absolutely 300% SURE she has NO history of ANY mental handicaps, maybe even ones she HASN'T told you about??

2)

* She thinks crocodiles live forever

All I can to this is...W.T.F.?!?!

^ sorry ^

Now, if she has no mental handicap, and isn't pulling an act on you, and is 23..I dunno what is wrong there mate. I mean, she is 23..don't you think this would have been addressed by now? Hmm..very interesting, and if there is no mental handicap, then I dunno what is wrong

EDIT: BTW, if you are going into a lasting relationship, I would think twice, like stated before. The genes will pass on, and THEN your life will really start getting bad = /

-wD

[Edited on 31-12-2003 by WeBDeviL]

I'm sorry to point this out...but Simon posted a thread about putting things where they belong. This is not conspiracy oriented, so should have been posted in BTS.


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Sorry about your GF too, but she's probably better off than any of us people who think about conspiracy theories and alien abductions. She is the epitome of "no worries".

[Edited on 12-31-2003 by darklanser]

Originally posted by darklanser
I'm sorry to point this out...but Simon posted a thread about putting things where they belong. This is not conspiracy oriented, so should have been posted in BTS.


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Sorry about your GF too, but she's probably better off than any of us people who think about conspiracy theories and alien abductions. She is the epitome of "no worries".

[Edited on 12-31-2003 by darklanser]

You are such an arselicker!


AFter a mod (prefect) badge by any chance?

Have a Chufty Badge instead, eh?

you can't spell either

it's Spielberg not Speilburg

Originally posted by triplesod
You are such an arselicker!
AFter a mod (prefect) badge by any chance?
Have a Chufty Badge instead, eh?

You're the one with an open mouth waiting for a d...


[Edited on 12-31-2003 by darklanser]

What i can't figgure out is why people are so nasty?! I mean who gives a # if she seems to have a lower IQ than everyone else you've met. It's not wonder the world is so #ed, people are rude, nasty and spiteful to others and for what reason? Duh, i say grab a brain and start acting decent toward other people and if you cant then shut the # up!

DQ got's her eye on these two guys: darklanser and triplesod.

Whoa momma. Down boy! Down!

Well, she sounds ok, but the IQ? Well, have fun, dumb women I have found are the easiest in the world. Hell, give me ten minutes with a dumb woman and I'll be done in two.(get it? Hahahahaha) Too bad most dumb women aren't hot. Oh well, I can live with two, maybe three if the bra unsnapps in the front. Happy New Years people! Hahahaha, dude, kepp her, she obviously needs someone who loves her enough to stay with her for three years.

.. my gf is the same way .. i always catch her staring off looking at nothing when were driving and what not.. and i will watch her for about 30 sec or a few min she does it a few times everytime we hang out .. and when i tell her about it later she doesnt remember staring off.. but when i catch her sometimes i tell her and she always says shes thinking about something intelligent.. lol shes so cute.. shes pretty much an airhead.. but is a good and caring person and has a very big heart..and has the best laugh.. other than her not being the brightest lightbulb.. its all good..

frostburner

Posting all this about her on a public site shows a complete lack of respect for her, and if she knew what was good for her she'd dump your ass as quick as possible.

Exactly ! - How can you possibly spout such stuff about someone you supposedly care for. Your lack of respect for her is despicable. I trust she will soon find someone who offers her the respect she deserves as a human being.