Don't get caught with the wrong books!

Originally posted by Jonna
Breaking News

This just in: The dictionary has been put on the restricted book list. Apparently, they want everyone to talked just like G. W. Bush.

You can't be sereerious.

heh, I stole the anarchist cookbook back in... 95/96 from Barnes and Nobles, I was 15 at the time.


A teacher tried to take it away from me in jr high, but I was like I don't #ing think so. I got suspended for 3 days thoug.

Originally posted by Shoktek
Good lord, what kind of idiots are running this country? Oh, I forgot...

The highest paid, most powerful criminals in the world!

LMAO!!! You got that right!

How is this inconsistent with the logic of those that believe if a person carries a gun then they are a criminal?

WOW....it's a darned good thing that gas stations don't still give away free road maps. just think what terrorists could learn if they could get their hands on them at any shell station........

"We've got machine guns, ammunition, a few homemade bombs, and....oh god..."
"Something wrong?"
"christ, hes got an almanac in here"
"youre joking"
"nope, confirmation on the almanac"

Originally posted by Shoktek
"We've got machine guns, ammunition, a few homemade bombs, and....oh god..."
"Something wrong?"
"christ, hes got an almanac in here"
"youre joking"
"nope, confirmation on the almanac"

Just like to point out that you've got a few punctuation errors.
This is how it should be:

"We've got machine guns, ammunition, a few homemade bombs and - oh God......"

"Something wrong?"

"Christ, he's got an almanac in here".

"You're joking".

"Nope. Confirmation on the almanac".

Originally posted by Blitersety

Just like to point out that you've got a few punctuation errors.

And how does having punctuation errors hinder the point I was trying to make?
And why is it you have nothing better to do with your time?

I'll put a bunch of books in the rear window of my car and see if they attract any attention. Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Brave New World, We, The Wanting Seed, Fight Club, etc. and right against the glass a nice worn looking almanac. Why don't they focus on the real criminals? Oh wait, because the people in the government ARE the real criminals.

What kind of jacked up terrorist is going to use a damn almanac to plan their attacks? There's much better information on the internet.

Hmmmm.... Box cutters have to go... Oh there is my almanac, gotta throw it out.........Hmmmm.....have to block discovery channel........Have to censor the internet......The list keeps on going...

Dubya and all of his cronies need to lay off the reefer, especially while we are on high alert. whatever that REALLY means

its a reason to keep digging, or a reason to find onother book of some sort, anti govt, or along those lines....

They blocked the discovery channel?????

Originally posted by Thatoneguy
Hmmmm.... Box cutters have to go... Oh there is my almanac, gotta throw it out.........Hmmmm.....have to block discovery channel........Have to censor the internet......The list keeps on going...

And you know what.....it all starts with taking the !@#$*&^ GUNS away. We alll vote for MORE, MORE, MORE gun control, and now they are going to WIDDLE away our book rights. Just like they did our gun rights. I bet in all the states they are looking for "almanac's" include the states where there is the MOST gun control. Such as CA

Let's see here...1984 will have to be burnned and in turn I will do a book report on Bobo the happy skunk*! Yeah...and then All my Matrix stuff will have to go in the trash because we must let the FBI agents know that I am a fan of a movie that has agents as the bad guys and questions reality. Now my favorite movie will be Happy Flower people*. OH NO! I forgot! my Dictonary! That must be gotten rid of! God forbid I should fix my spelling or look up really big words! J/K

Please this is too funny !

"AHHHHH! run that old guy in the overalls has an almanac...RUN!!!!!!"

What has this world coming to? I mean...everyone is so paranoid and by the time they think they have every one all worked up BAM! red alert, red alert, red alert....Give me a break...

*=made up names...

Man, this country's becoming a librarian's nightmare. Say goodbye to intellectual freedom....

My wife recently bought me a copy of David Icke's latest book,Tales from the Time Loop.

Time to look out for the black helicopters, methinks

Say, If I wrap my almanac in seran wrap, will it be okay to read it then?

Unless your paying with cold hard cash, every book you'd buy can be tracked. I'm sure that intelligence computers that look for key words and phrases could give a detailed listing of everyday consumer activity.

Cop1- I can't believe you let them go. They had Ji Had written all over them.

Cop2-Hey look all I found was a Nuclear detonanting device some Plutonium and a EMP buster. The cheif didn't say anything but to look for these books.

Cop1-*slaps forehead* OMG your an idiot! Where did they go?

Cop2- Well I gave them directions to Pennsylvania Avenue. Why?

Cop1-Because I left my flashlight in their trunk.

Cop2- Don't worry you can have mine I got a spare. Lets get to Krispie Kreme the redhot sign is on.

Cop1-Check it out that blonde haired guy with goatee has an Almanac. Halt OR We Will SHoot!

Well I hope that doesn't sum up our Home Security plan!

[Edited on 6-1-2004 by Vonz]