Google Announces Free WiFi System

Google Announces Free WiFi System

www.google.com

Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.

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It looks like this is where Google planned to use all that dark fiber they've been buying up.

Excellent news for non-septic broadband users!







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4/1/2007

lol Ive already ordered mine and cleaned the toilet bowl!

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I used this system this morning to send a letter to Washington. But I had to flush twice due to congestion. I guess there is alot of crap in D.C. at the moment.

www.belowtopsecret.com...

Heres my thread made a while ago

My fav part is ..

The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

haha

Just thought I'd flush this for the membership ... once again.

'tis a good thing I have DSL ... as the communal flush connection is unavailable.

Leave it to Google ... ?


 

They are also doing Gmail Paper now

Gmail Paper

Ah crap!I tagged this thread with "fre".It should be "free".
Anyway didn't this TiSP program came out on April 1st???
If so then is this their idea of a April fools joke?

LMFAO wow just wow.....nanobots that come install your wifi in the commode. OF COURSE this is an april fools joke!!!

Tormentor, Did you click the link and see for yourself. Do you really think you would have a cable running out of your toilet bowl to a wireless router???

[edit on 2-4-2007 by S1LV3R4D0]

I can smell it now!

(April fools?)

My favorite segment is in the FAQ. Lmao.

Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

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This was absolutely hilarious to me for some reason.

Talk about toilet humor, this tickled my funny bone alot as well.

on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

Shame it's only an April Fool's.
The context toilet/internet would else be meaningful, considering all the filth on the net.

No way of sending bits and bytes down the drain.

There was a rumor looong ago they should start there own service then later came gmail.
I was also hoping for my 2000+ emails in my gmail box to be printed with pictures delivered to me
Would be sweet lol