There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette.

They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage.

So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops.

The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave.

So they go out the back door and they see this barn.

They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor.

See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack.

Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around.

They go into the barn and look everywhere.

One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks".

So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof". "That's a dog" he thinks to himself.

He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks.

Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po...ta...to...es!"

hahah i like it

Nice...thanks for the laugh.

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too

A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time.

The father ans son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator.

"What's that Paw?" The boy asked.

"I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" Replied the father.

Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.

The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.

They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty blonde.

The father looks at his son and says "Go get your Maw !"

ahahahahhahaah i mean cmon man ITS SCIENTIFICALY PROVEN!

You gotta love redneck jokes!

i do love them.....getting more.

i thought that was very funny

i dont know about rednecks but i love redheads^^
it rimes too^^

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.


Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.


You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.


Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."


You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.


You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.


Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"


You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'


You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.


Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


You go to your family reunion looking for a date.


Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.


You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."


You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.


You take a six-pack cooler to church.


You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.


The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.


You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.


One of your kids was born on a pool table.


Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.


You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.


You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.


Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.


You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.


You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos." (see! I told ya!)


Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Magic gopher.I'm going to kill it..smarter than me....lolo


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