The Perfect Way To Stop Global Warming!!!!!

So I'm sittin; here doin' some thinkin'......So I says to myself, Self? What would be the perfect way to stop global warming?

Hmmmmmm....This is a heavy topic, so c'mon brain, do some good thinkin'.......

Hmmmm, the perfect way to stop global warming........

Make cars have better emissions and stuff? Nah, I like the way all that smoke comes out the back of my big fancy truck. Like when I'm at a stop light, and the light turns green. All that smoke comin' out my tailpipe covers the cars behind me. I bet those other drivers are so surprised! Nope not perfect.....

Wait! I got it!

We should try to buy back my grandmoms house! When I was little, she always used to yell at me to close the front door! She'd say, "I'm not gonna air condition the entire planet. Close that damn door!" She must've had a super air conditioner. Yeah we could crank that super AC up and stuff, then leave the front, AND the back door open! That'd fix the global warming problem once and for all!!!

Oh brain I love you!

My grandmother had one of those air conditioners too. She would tell me "I don't want to pay for cooling off all West Texas." I guess it was just a matter of the electric bill. Given a large enough budget she could have helped to stop the current crisis.

Originally posted by dbates
My grandmother had one of those air conditioners too. She would tell me "I don't want to pay for cooling off all West Texas." I guess it was just a matter of the electric bill. Given a large enough budget she could have helped to stop the current crisis.

OK it's a fact! All Grandma's have super AC's! I bet it's a Zionist Illuminati Freemason Greys plot! All AC's have been downgraded! I bet GW Bush is behind it too!
GW could fund our Grandma's super AC's.

Now here's where I did some more really good thinkin'! It's perfect!

www.belowtopsecret.com...

Originally posted by lombozo

Originally posted by dbates
My grandmother had one of those air conditioners too. She would tell me "I don't want to pay for cooling off all West Texas." I guess it was just a matter of the electric bill. Given a large enough budget she could have helped to stop the current crisis.

OK it's a fact! All Grandma's have super AC's! I bet it's a Zionist Illuminati Freemason Greys plot! All AC's have been downgraded! I bet GW Bush is behind it too!
GW could fund our Grandma's super AC's.

Now here's where I did some more really good thinkin'! It's perfect!

www.belowtopsecret.com...

I couldn't agree with you more. I think that there is a final solution to this alien grey problem and we need to act now!

Hi i'm kinda new here, read alot but only signed up today, I just got to say I have read alot of Lombozo's threads and I find them hilarious.

What a sense of humour you have....

Originally posted by Chukkles
Hi i'm kinda new here, read alot but only signed up today, I just got to say I have read alot of Lombozo's threads and I find them hilarious.

What a sense of humour you have....

Thank you! I appreciate the compliment. By the way Welcome Aboard ATS! Best board on the planet!