Albright: 'Rings' Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush

It's worse than we all thought! Bush controls Hollywood too! Madeline Albright says so. Our escape from reality, going to movies, is tainted now! Nothing is safe!!

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"Albright: 'Rings' Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush
(2003-12-21) -- Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright suggested today that the Bush administration influenced the timing of the release of the blockbuster movie 'The Return of the King' to boost the economy before the 2004 elections"

lmao good one. But she's right about Bush saving OBL for a late october or very early November surprise.

These 'quotes' are good:

In related news, Democrat presidential candidate Dick Gephardt, who is boycotting 'The Return of the King,' said the film was a 'miserable failure' which sent high-paying American jobs to New Zealand.

Senator John F. Kerry, also rumored to be considering a White House bid, said, "This is a great day for America. Of course, I was one of the early supporters of adventure movies. And while George Bush can get the vicarious rush of watching a filmed battle sequence, I actually left some blood on the battlefield."

read the comments they are even funnier. example

"How can you guys believe all that stuff about a middle earth and hobbits and wizards? If there was something like that down there they would have all the oil and Bush would have already invaded them claiming that the wizards were Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Posted by: C.N. Tumanimuvis on December 21, 2003 06:15 PM "

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Originally posted by HistoryNeverGetsOld "Albright: 'Rings' Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush

The schedule of the three movies (December 2001, 2002, 2003) was published way back in mid-1999.

HELLO? is anybody home in this world? I see the lights are on but nobody is coming to the door...

As S.O. pointed out, the schedules were agreed upon in the late nineties. CLINTON was Prez back then. Not to mention the fact the three movies were shot right in a row.

The Return Of The King was in the can LAST YEAR...

I am surprised Gore didn't come out and admit that he was the Father of the epic Nordic Adventure...

PEACE...
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Springer, Skeptic - Scrappleface is a satirical news blog. They were just making a funny.

Instead of President Bush we could have President Aragorn and Vice President Baggins. Director of Homeland Defence could be Gollum, he could try to keep those tricksy terrorists away from US Soil.

LMAO