Anyone want to get married?

You won't see me sleeping in any kind of tent while there are giant serpents slithering about. I'm getting the creeps just thinking about it!

sleep in the trees with giant pandas then HAHA....what do you even look like BTW....Ive never seen you nor whatukno either...

page 156 in the picture thread...theres a picture of my daughter and I.
I'm old enough to be you mom

well hell...thats okay because my mum isnt with us anymore...i was adopted and then my mum died...I have no idea about my biological....but its all okay

This is what I look like...

money man right there....the tie says it all hahahaha

I bet he hates that tie! I bet he can't stand to wear it, and I bet it's the first thing he gets rid of when he punches the clock to leave. I'm glad I'm a women, because things like that up around my neck makes me feel like I'm choking slowly.... a turtle neck sweater has the same effect on me.

you know I hate that tie jensouth. :LOL: but it's required

This thread isn't about getting married at all anymore, it's like an espresso cafe, where we all come to visit

Theres a thread Idea for you whatukno

haha this thread has gone way off topic...but who cares when doesnt a topic get ...well off topic


A.D.D.

hey look a banana

well then we better get

I don't ever want to get married again in fact in a few hours today I am going in for my final hearing on my divorce :LOL:

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Good Luck whatukno

Never say never.

Originally posted by jensouth31
I have friends that are both guys and girls

That's ...um... interesting. At the same time?

Am I on the right thread?

Originally posted by yeahright

Originally posted by jensouth31
I have friends that are both guys and girls

That's ...um... interesting. At the same time?

Am I on the right thread?

Well, don't you have a naughty little mind! I'll never tell

Originally posted by jensouth31
Well, don't you have a naughty little mind! I'll never tell

No, see I meant they're male and female at the same time, not that you had them...

oknevermindwrongthread...

Originally posted by yeahright

Originally posted by jensouth31
Well, don't you have a naughty little mind! I'll never tell

No, see I meant they're male and female at the same time, not that you had them...

oknevermindwrongthread...

Oh, you mean like a hemorphadite? No, I don't have any friends that are both sexes that way...at least none that I know of.

Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.

My…. the things people can find on the Internet

Originally posted by jensouth31
My…. the things people can find on the Internet

I love that song! reminds me of the time I...... nevermind. Hey I was in college and drunk at the time. :shk:

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