Rant about weird things that we hate!

There are a few universal things that seem to frustrate or annoy people. We hear about them regularly: obnoxious customers, crazy drivers, annoying people in movies. And yet, on the other hand, there are things that only bother some people obsessively

For instance, I have been incredibly frustrated with liquid hand soap. The foam is all right, but the gooey texture of the liquid kind just causes me to shudder. Combined with that soapy smell, it can literally cause me to gag. I have no idea why.

What are some things that you hate, but are incredibly strange?

Those nasty little sponge textured fungus! eewwww
Now to make matters worst, every single restaurant has a one-side disregard that “everybody” in the whole wide world loves to eat fungus. That simply isn’t true! They need to make some entrees that don’t have those nasty little sponge textured, squeak in your teeth funguses in it!

mm.... Another thing i absolutely can't stand is foam... or more specifically styrofoam (spelling) the texture, the noise it makes..... makes me cringe

I absolutely hate the fact that all white women over the age of 50 have the exact same hairdo.
I mean, Im sure there are exceptions, and maybe its only something thats here in the US, but it looks stupid to me. Its like a big white puffy afro for white women.
If Im married at that age I will refuse to let my wife grow an afro. It just looks retarded, but thats me.

Its not weird but i hate Brussel Sprouts, aagghh revolting.
And while im on it, Beige anything creeps me out.
Moths.
Public toilets are foul.
Porsches.
Donkey's.
Llama's too, their weird.
My neighbours yappy dogs, cats, selfish b******s.
Hairy backs freak me out.
Possums.
Evangelical ---(insert religion here).
Cold weather.
15 minute parking spaces, what can you possibly get done in 15 minutes.
Answering machines.
Call centres.
Banks.
Early closing for pubs on sundays.
Parking inspectors.
Cold calls.
Peanut brittle.
Infomercials.
Cracks in footpaths.
Old whingers who write into letters to the editor.
Did i mention Brussel Sprouts, oh yeah they started this whole tirade.

M4S.

Milk in hot beverages. I drink iced coffee wtih skim milk, but in hot coffee?? NO WAY. and in tea?? forget it. GROSS.

Onions, everyone seems to put them on and in everything!
SPAM getting into my inbox
Telemarketers
Pop Ups, Spyware, Viruses (computer and human)

Originally posted by dirty_underground
Onions, everyone seems to put them on and in everything!

Oh my God, the same. I can't eat tomato sauce with onions in it...it just makes me gag I don't know why. Strange because I love garlic.

Strangely enough I don't mind onions in salads or onion rings...

You know what makes me gag...chicken noodle soup. I can't even stand the thought of eating that. I love chicken N dumplings, but I hate it when people try to make me eat chicken noodle soup when I'm sick....It just makes me sicker...so stop it....stop it!!! Something about chicken broth is really gross *shudders*

Originally posted by jensouth31
Those nasty little sponge textured fungus! eewwww

Oh! I couldn`t agree more,horrid little things taste like dirt!

I love toberlorone,but hate the shape and its down right dangerous to try and eat one when its straight from the fridge.Sadistic twisted Swiss!!!!

I hate getting older,I`m not or have been an overly hairy person but things seem to be changing,hair starts appearing in weird places,and some hair in the usual places turns spastic and grows abnormally longer than the rest,in the not too distant future I expect to wake up in the morning with an annoying hair in my mouth(this sometimes happens to all of us) yet mine will be a rouge eye brow hair thats still attached!!!

Mrs and myself went for a holiday in Thailand a few years ago,one place had monkeys on show and a little baby monkey jumped on me,I freaked a little and held my arm out horizontally so it could sit on my arm comfortably,it started defleaing my arm!!!! Oh how embarrassment,This monkey was looking at my arm and then looking into my eye`s with the look that said "MY GOODNESS YOUR HAIRY" cheeky little monkey gave me a complex!

A few years ago when I got a hair cut,the hair dresser cut my hair and around my ears as usual,after she had finished with cutting she then got the electric razor out,thinking she was going to tidy up the side burns etc I thought nothing of it,but instead she ran the razor around the outside of my ears!!! I freaked whats going on!!! when did I get hairy ears?!!! when was my Mrs going to tell me about this,had she known all along? and decided not to concern me about this new development or what?

On my shoulder where no adverse visible hair grows,I now find every couple or months a hair thats at least 2 inchs long! I pluck it out,but the mungrel keeps on coming back!

What could the purpose of these new freaky hairs be? will I find out in 20 or so years to what purpose they will serve?

When I see one of these rouge hairs I pull it out,but its back the next day or so,If I stop, will I just slowly turn into an old wrinkly fur ball for children to point and stare at? with the resemblance of chubaka?

Whats happening?

Originally posted by gps777

Originally posted by jensouth31
Those nasty little sponge textured fungus! eewwww

Oh! I couldn`t agree more,horrid little things taste like dirt!

Yes! Yes! Yes! That's exactly what that conspicuous taste that I sense is
It's dirt! I really should be a dirt connoisseur, After all, when I was a kid and still making my dirt pies by the sweat of my brow, so as to carefully, but lovingly baked them in the sun…My sister and I tasted those dirt pies once :bnghd: I’m sure that’s what ruined me on fungus. That had completely slipped my mind until this very moment. BTW, I can detect the tiniest fragment of a mushroom in anything I eat.

Okay, really, I have another theory why I can’t eat any mushrooms

My oldest sister is wicked to the core. She used to do all kinds of horrendous things to me, like dipping a long stick in dog poop, and then telling me it was perfume, and that I should put some on… because it smells good. Then she would sniff that poop, and say “Oh that smells good!” I can’t recall exactly what happened that fateful day when I was 2 and half yrs. old, but I ate toadstools, and had to have my stomach pumped! You know what I’m thinking? I think she told me to eat them! Thank goodness my mother saw what I was doing through the kitchen window, or I wouldn’t be here today. It’s psychological! It’s a deep-rooted trauma, which I shall never forget

I depise complainers...argg like my soon to be ex b/f ~! 24/7 ! Says nothing nice all day no matter how hard I try. * I will find my way out soon of this verbal cavernous hades.

O.K heres some more.

Reformed smokers.
Elevator music.(I want to hear Tool going up and Iron Maiden coming down)
Bad restaurant service.
Thin socks.
Boy bands.
Sweetmeat (they should tell you what that stuff is!!)
Reality television.(Its not real for goodness sake!!)
South African accents(sorry any S.A's out there)
Pajama's.
Harry Potter.
Long hair growing out of ears.
Soggy chips.
Sylvester Stallone.(except in First Blood)
The noise that water coolers make.
Plain potato chips/crisps.
Holocaust deniers.
The fast lane in the supermarket.(it isnt)
Guy's who claim to have had sex with hot alien chicks and dont have photos.
Anything that Pierce Brosnan does.

Wow for a happy guy i sure do hate a lot of stuff.

Genital Herpe's commercials during family time.

When CSI has to show from the colon to the mouth race to explain how the bullet ended up in the seat.

Fat people in tight shirts, or short mini's like they are Paris Hilton.

People who do 35 in a 55 in a one laner:bnghd::bnghd::bnghd::bnghd:

People who have too many cats

spam its nasty

i hate those stupid van drivers who drive 50 km an hour in an 100 km an hour limit after its been snowing for 5 minutes!!!

here' one of my big ones.

people who you've never ever ever seen b4 in your life somehow managing to know your name, and flag you down when they see you out and try and talk to you. i don't know you you darn bum, so don't act like you know me!!!!!!!!!!!! :bnghd:

New comedy shows that try to be "on the edge." and offensive.

People who constantly think they're "deeper" than you and want to "enlighten you" or "open your eyes" to everything. Yes, vegetarian, I know how animals are treated. I think it's awful. No, I don't want to watch your stupid movie that shows cows being tortured. You're not going to enlighten me, you're just going to gross me out and make me feel bad about myself. I've seen enough! (That's just one example...you all know the type. People do it with music all the time.)

On the subject of rogue hairs, gps... I cannot stand mole hairs. I know it might be OCD or something, but I CANNOT leave a mole hair anywhere on my body. Something about that one defiant black hair...ah it makes me wanna go crazy. I'm only 19, but sometimes I'll get a long, thick black hair in certain places on my arm. It doesn'y come out of a mole...but it's different than the others. It comes out really easy.

Sorry if I grossed anyone out.

people who crack their knuckles (ie, my son)

feminine hygiene commercials

those documentaries where they tell you what goes on in fast food places (the amount of times i've been eating a pizza and all of a sudden, an image of someone spitting in my food pops into my head...ugh)

people who think "how are you?" is an excuse to actually TELL you

the taste of mangos. That slimy consistency.

thats it really. Oh and of course, people in the bank who instead of using the 20 minutes queuing time getting their stuff ready, wait until they get to the counter

1. People who rant behind other people's backs. I am Italian and we have a large community that does this.

2. People who don't understand electronic devices and think that pressing a button harder will make the thing function, instead of asking people what to do. Although for senile people I understand the reasoning behind this.

3. Girls who model themselves on Paris Hilton

4. Kids who think they are tough and dangerous, just look at the special forces, SAS, Delta, SAU and Navy Seals requirements before acting like a fool and when you get there don't brag until you've survived a hot zone and then taken off the books for black contracts.

5. People who post illogical things on threads that are irrelevant or rude that cause an unecessary fight esp. in the spirituality/ufo forums etc.



[edit on 9-2-2007 by Selmer2]

God damn, Selmer, your post could have been a continuation of my first one.

Nice one!