Man Arrested for Spam

Man Arrested for Spam Email Under New Law.......


It's about time. Tired of all the Viagra and Enlargement Pills!


Virginia authorities said on Thursday they had arrested and charged a North Carolina man for sending "spam" e-mail in the first use of a new state law that could bring penalties of up to 20 years in prison.


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about bloody time too!
spam sux.

Thats great! I read an article once (a few months back)on MSNBC that explained in general the dark "conspiracy" behind those spammers. That might be the darn conspiracy that everyone is looking for....

Anyway...Im glad they have started.

www.msnbc.com...

~Nice. Finally they are doing something with those annoying people and their damn advertisments/spam. But it's like terrorists in a way. Your not gonna catch all of 'em. There will always be some sort of rebellion.

Just for those that foprget the origin of SPAM!

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

www.detritus.org...

In 50 years is this all that Monrty Python will be remembered for?

What NO deceased parrots???

This is wonderful! Can we use the Patriot Act against spammers? Or, would anyone mind if we classified spammers as enemy combatants and had them sent to Gitmo? C'mon Ashcroft! This is your chance to do some good! Lay some smack down on the spammers!

Fantastic! Take the sons-of-b**tches out back and flog them for a year!!




Everything is permissable

That spam sketch was great, but I am partial to the parrot who is no more.

I have 3 emails that i use..

1 of them is a victim of this 'spam thing'..
(Dont know why..)

I just deleted 206 crap emails..

I have to select them one by one..
(Check..)

Frocking drives me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Edited on 11-12-2003 by FULCRUM]

Spam is just one of the complexities of the internet, which I dislike very much.///Haven't you noticed, though, when you get spam e-mail, some of it is encrypted. Example: something@yhex5676, then something@xtley330, they just keep changing the addresses encrypted.

Is it a hotmail or other webmail account??? If yes, ad it to your outlook express...

And I am so glad that they started to kick some ass!!!

Some of the spam I get the most these days (even after filtering) is those from that stupid skinny bitch, Paris Hilton. I see her I gonna slap her silly for giving spammers material to try to force down my #ing throat....

World would be a better place if we would have a pile of spammers..

Dead and cold with bullet hole in their necks!!!

Yes!!!! GOOD!!! There is no punishment severe enough for these people!!! Death to spammers!!!!

Originally posted by TheBandit795
Some of the spam I get the most these days (even after filtering) is those from that stupid skinny bitch, Paris Hilton. I see her I gonna slap her silly for giving spammers material to try to force down my #ing throat....

LMFAO!!!!
want a copy of the movie? lol
there's nothing of note to see in it, anyway (so I've been told - I, for one, would never do such a thing)