Newz Forum: FOOTBALL: Laveranues Coles Brand Charcoal

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wow, i don't even know what to say to that. but i am very very confused.

This one has me a bit confused.

Coles also did a advert for eastern motors with some other NFL stars recently..

i guess he's trying to say that coles is on fire or something? i'm not really sure. maybe i should cook a steak on him?

Coles, as in char-coal...

ohhhhhh, wow...that's even worse....

Yup.

Just get a gas grill instead...

Hey how is Coles doing this season?

Not too great, but then again, the Redskins aren't doing all that great, either...

coles is playing pretty well, just definitely not as well as he did that one year in new york. i'm not sure that he'll ever play that well again...certainly not in washington

Originally posted by kooshdoctor
coles is playing pretty well, just definitely not as well as he did that one year in new york. i'm not sure that he'll ever play that well again...certainly not in washington

easy...

so there isnt a brand of charcoal, its just a thing to get his name out that he is good.

No, dean just likes to show us humorous names...

It seems he caught the lot of you.