posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 10:56 AM
Hiya!
Ahhh YES! The Christmas Conspiracy; is it fact, smoke screen, cover up--(they do WRAP the gifts and disguise the evergreen)--???? Do Reindeer Fly? Is
their flight technology ALIEN? Are the Elves actually GREYS wearing green tights and dopey hats?? Or, is it all a Hologram?
I just don't know. BUT, I do definitely CONSPIRE to Wish* each and every ATSer, their Families and Friends a Safe, Peaceful, and Happy Holiday
Season. (Of course, this also includes all Fed Employees of the NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS, and even U, Dubya)
*Disclaimer
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non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, of secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular tradition at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.) This greeting is subject to clarification
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warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.)
[edit on 23-12-2006 by Ed Littlefox]