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Women needed to test orgasm machine


LONDON, Nov 26 (Reuters) - Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers

cnn.netscape.cnn.com.../ff/story/0002/20031126/140176927.htm

But the problem is, if you read the further, they need to implant electrodes into your spine... that's why they haven't been getting many volunteers...

[Edited on 2-12-2003 by ktprktpr]

electrodes in the spine... I don't think so and I'm not even a woman, I would have to advise my better half to not even think about it..


oh yeah... not that she would though.. she has ME !
*patting self on back* *proudly leaving room*
*mumbling - yeah I get the job done, she don't need not stinking orgasm machine*

Originally posted by elevatedone
oh yeah... not that she would though.. she has ME !
*patting self on back* *proudly leaving room*
*mumbling - yeah I get the job done, she don't need not stinking orgasm machine*

YA.....BUT...just think of the time and effort this would save....LMAO

"When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight. "

for a good time, i can be a 20$ a night orgasm machine

Venus,

who wants to save time...

getting there is most of the fun ! Besides, If we're not saving time getting her there, then I can't be known as a 3 mintute man..

Originally posted by Fury
for a good time, i can be a 20$ a night orgasm machine

You SLUT !!!! Somehow I think you'd do it for free

Originally posted by elevatedone
Venus,

who wants to save time...

getting there is most of the fun ! Besides, If we're not saving time getting her there, then I can't be known as a 3 mintute man..

I figure life is short enough as it is..............see this way you can be finished in 5 minutes and have the rest of the day to play on ATS

VENUS


for you have shown me the way !!!

How come they can't make those for men?

Originally posted by elevatedone

VENUS

for you have shown me the way !!!

F-I-N-A-L-L-Y
someone recognizes me for the GODDESS I really am

Originally posted by Colonel
How come they can't make those for men?

They did......it's called a WOMAN

I wish they could make "one" that would put her in the mood more often..

you know like 2-3 times a day...

Originally posted by elevatedone
I wish they could make "one" that would put her in the mood more often..

you know like 2-3 times a day...

They already did that too....it's called DIAMONDS
(WARNING: This item must be replenished every 4-6 months to be effective)

my gal isn't a diamond gal...

gold works and most of the time, just me paying a compliment or doing little nice things....

But I like the way you think Venus !

Originally posted by elevatedone
But I like the way you think Venus !

Thanks.....but that'll change once you get to know me Huh, Colonel?

nahhh Venus, I try to like everyone...

and I am one, who can agree to disagree and move on !

Oddly enough, I too have been looking for female volunteers to receive orgasms...and I'm not even requiring electrodes in the spine!!!

kidding....

Originally posted by Gazrok
Oddly enough, I too have been looking for female volunteers to receive orgasms...and I'm not even requiring electrodes in the spine!!!

kidding....

I am sorry to have to inform you that THOSE DAYS ARE OVER BUDDY:bash: You got your volunteer! Now BEHAVE and enjoy the rest of your BIRTHDAY

is today your Birthday g-rock ?

if so HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I'll do a little dance for you..