Baseball: Rolen's health/calf injury

When asked about the severity of his calf injury, St. Louis third baseman Scott Rolen ambiguously assured fans that he'd be back in time for the playoffs. "I absolutely think so," the MVP candidate declared. "I don't think there's a question about that." In other words, come October, Scott Rolen unquestionably could arguably probably maybe might definitely possibly be healthy enough to play baseball...

He's just gearing up for a career in politics after he retires!