John Ashcroft sings.

This is funny actually #ing hilarious but, DOJ deputy Atourney John Ashcroft made a song about eagles soaring and for like about a month #ing David Letterman would put it on TV like ever damn night.

Im sure its mentioned on the board but you got to see it and laugh at it.

Maybe it just needs a little work. What do you guys think?

www.cnn.com...

Let the eagle soar,
Like she's never soared before.
From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
Soar with healing in her wings,
As the land beneath her sings:
"Only god, no other kings."
This country's far too young to die.
We've still got a lot of climbing to do,
And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles
God has led us through.

Holy god. That was terrifying. Did you hear the vibrato? Whose he think he is?? Johnny frickin Cash??