i'm seriously gonna have the best wedding EVAR

wedding: en.for-ua.com...
reception: ?? suggestions are welcome
honeymoon: www.popsci.com...

all i need is a million dollars. oh, and a woman.

coo can i come party?

Midgets! Have lots of midgets running around in clown costumes serving cocktails. Also, come in on a zipline wearing a Zoro cape! How's that for a grand entrance? Hire an up-and-coming death metal band, and have Jim Rose as the MC. Have the preacher dress goth like Dracula and say your wedding vows in Klingon. That would be cool! Instead of throwing rice, have them throw Alca-Seltzer for the birds. Also, if you can get it, drive off in the Batmobile.