Finally a pay raise like the senators

This is what I'm talking about. I know this is a misprint, but it made me smile. I'm going put my application in at McDonalds right now!!

www.theonion.com...

Ok, im stupid. Whip me, stone me, hang me. It is still early and the brain is not working entirely.

[Edited on 17-11-2003 by mooseofterror]

*smack*

Our lifestyles are expensive to maintain," Boeing senior vice-president of international relations Tom Pickering said. "The costs of even the most basic executive transportation, food, and clothing are staggering. Since 1993, the average cost of maintaining a household of six, including a butler, a cook, a maid, a driver, and a groundskeeper, has increased by 14 percent. All this, even after we work our fingers to the bone for hundreds of hours a year, painstakingly assembling our benefits packages. It shouldn't have to be this hard."

Aww.....poor babies....dem workin' demselves to da vary bone!