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Resembling a cast-iron uterus with whirring, razor-sharp dentata more than a jetpack proper, Andreas Petzoldt has spent the last decade perfecting every rocket lad's dream on his own dime.
It hasn't been tested yet, but Petzoldt promises that it will be better than the "rocket belt" system of human gravity-defiance, since a full tank of fuel will let a single person fly around for over thirty minutes. A proper jetpack has apparently never been created.
Of course, it's hard not to imagine the test flight:
"With great ebullience, Andreas soars into the heavens. He sneers at gravity with contempt, a spurned mistress, a whore who embraces all but him. But suddenly he hears a horrifying choke and shudder and a sickening vertigo creeping up from his genitalia and into his bowels as he plummets back down to the ground, strapped to over 200 pounds of highly-explosive rocket fuel and whirring metal blades."
Originally posted by intelgurl
How would you like to go flying in your very own jetpack? This one is not reccomended - it looks like an iron lung from ages past.
Originally posted by Ghost01
For anyone intrested, below is a REAL jetpack:
Originally posted by Ghost01
To add to the joke, your source sais this thing has never been tested. If it's untested, how can they say it will work?
Originally posted by WestPoint23
Umm... it's supposed to work and I'm sure they've done extensive testing to ensure that, but obviously everything needs a first flight.
It hasn't been tested yet, but Petzoldt promises that it will be better than the "rocket belt" system of human gravity-defiance,
Originally posted by WestPoint23
Love the description, "Resembling a cast-iron uterus..." But I'd fly one of those things just over some water though to make sure that if I go down I wont be killed.
Originally posted by Ghost01
WestPoint23,
Perhaps you missed this line while you were reading: