When I snap, you will know why.

I am woken every morning, not by beautiful kisses or the soft sunlight, but by the Mexican Hat Dance...

Every morning, and I mean every morning, a car drives past my room or pulls up to work (I can't figure out where it comes from) and beeps there novelty horn that is the mexican hat dance. It goes of 5 times. How inconsiderate is it, some people in the area could work night shifts and be trying to get some sleep, but this guys horn takes priority. I hope he enjoys beepin it because if I ever see who does it I'll punch my hand through the bonnet, rip out the horn, and shove it down his throat.

I hereby decree that in my land there wil be no novelty horns. After thought I've decided that they are dangerous anyway, they should be banned for health and safety and sleep reasons.

I'd also ban the horns on trains... as they stop me sleeping; when I first moved into this room I thought there was an earthquake, but no, it's the train going past. And I'd ban planes, because there bad for the environment and as I live under a flight path the sound of them flying is grating.

Before I finish, another thing that's annoyed me in my local area, people walking down the street! I move to the inside of the pavement so old people and women don't have to walk next to the road, but the people purposefully or obliviously walk straight at me. Yesterday, two women and there children are walking towards me, I see that their looking at me so I move right over, one foot on the kerb, to give them room to walk past. Do they stop hogging the whole pavement, NO! They were walking the wrong way as well, with the traffic rather than against it.

I also decree that in my land it wil be an offence to walk with the traffic and pavements will have lanes to stop people hogging them.

Horns and incosiderate pavement hoggers, you are hereby .

you know i would just sit there and sing along to it lol!!


There are so many things in this world that you could really be mad at,

things like that i just smile, and sing *what a wonderfull world * hehe,

Id much rather here a horn or see street hoggers than bombs and gunfire

I also prefer horns over bombs and gunfire. However, the horns I like are louder, much louder, than any car horn is. Just look for the Nathan Airchime K5LA on the front of my avatar.

I feel for you. As a day sleeper, I am constantly bombarded with noise from people who have no idea that those who keep the world running at night have to sleep during the day. Car stereos so loud that my windows vibrate, lawnmowers and weedeaters under my bedroom window, and the occasional idiot (who cannot read the do not disurb sign on my door that states the hours of my slumber) who repeatedly rings my door bell so that they can sell or promote something I have no interest in.

Invest in a pair of comfortable ear plugs and hope your smoke alarm doesn't go off.