Being abducted by an EBE? Sell it insurance!

HAHA, funny.

Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs.

How To Foil An Alien Abduction

I read what was probably a similar or the same typw of book and was in stitches when you can avoid stuff like that! Sell life insurances.. good one!

what exactly is an "EBE"?

Originally posted by GUNIT
what exactly is an "EBE"?

Extratrestral Biological Entity

I love those worst case scenario survival handbooks! When I read that one, I was cracking up for ages. There were a few other really good ones in there, too, but I can't remember them off hand. I have an uncle who swears by them, and says it's really good, importaint information. 'Course, if I'm ever in one of those situations, and use what's in the book, and come out alive, I might have to apologize to him...