Aliens have landed..

Scenario:

Aliens come down to planet earth.
demand one human be brought aboard the ship for dinner, and to discuss the future of earth V alien race relations..

Who, would you as a human being.. pick from the current herd of human beings to be the one elected official to board this craft and be a diplomat for planet earth.


and please... unlike previous scenarios can we have some mature responses.
The aliens arent going to eat him.. kidnap him or bs like that.

My first thought:

..... Your first thought?

?

Originally posted by Agit8dChop
Scenario:

Aliens come down to planet earth.
demand one human be brought aboard the ship for dinner, and to discuss the future of earth V alien race relations..

Who, would you as a human being.. pick from the current herd of human beings to be the one elected official to board this craft and be a diplomat for planet earth.

I would pick myself, since no one else knows people better than i do.

i mean it, honestly.

heck, i even know you better than you know yourself.

and, if humanity was only permitted one person, then it should be the one who knows people best, right?

know yourself better than i do?

prove it.

What is the opposite of love?

Do you worship and love 666, and it's true meaning?

I would also pick myself =)