posted on Sep, 25 2006 @ 06:55 AM
OK. So why on Earth do you wanna get into Area 51?
To:
> Meet with a crappy Alien?
> Shake his green limp hand? And probably shake a leg too?
> Take a ride in a saucer?
> Have a cuppa tea with the Base Commander?
> Grab all the plasma TVs and HD monitors so you can watch high definition porn like they do in Area 51?
> Try to get a ticket to Serpo?
> Have a sumptuous meal with the alien chief of ops in Hanger 42. The tasty menu could include cattle entrails, lizard's bile, toasted dung of camel,
and fried leech!!
If you ask me, I'm outta here!!
[edit on 25-9-2006 by mikesingh]