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bomb!? ... no ma'am, that's my penis pump!

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fattyp

posted on Sep, 14 2006 @ 11:43 AM
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CHICAGO (AP) — Prosecutors dropped all charges against a man who said an airport security guard misunderstood him when she thought he said a sexual device in his backpack was really a bomb.


I'm sorry... but this is just absolutely silly! Imagine having security surround you because you have a penis pump in your luggage! Especially... when you're travelling with your MOM! OMG!

anyhow... be sure you leave all your gels, lotions and penis pumps at home people!


carry on.

[edit on 14/9/2006 by Umbrax]


Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

posted on Sep, 14 2006 @ 11:47 AM
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Oh man. Ive heard about vibrators in luggage being accidentally triggered and seting off alarms.

But this is classic................




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